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dang

i feel about this movie the same way june and rannazzisi did about nothing but trouble. it is Bad and makes me feel Bad

sounds like "june, he was ducking out of the way" so a duck pun boom roasted

that episode really reinforced my hating on anything dealing with tasha yar, somehow always worse than kate episodes of lost

have the same feeling upon learning that zack snyder did the owls of gahoole as i did when learning shymalan helped write the script for she's all that

schaal owns

*casually rotates chalkboard 180 degrees to reveal the name GEORGE SOROS*

yeah and whats the deal with black history month why isnt there a white entertainment television month

guys idk that our posting friends thought the "conspiracy" reasoning was dumb and obviously wrong i think it was more that there was a lot of mismanaged Care on a thing that rly deserves like zero care

wow didnt read spice world thread because it had 100+ posts yet again proving that reading long things is for chumps

yeah i clearly took it differently than your other post intended mb

sometimes i feel like people are too hung up on the name of the show as if the bottom line criterion for doing a movie is answering this question. im not saying man of steel would be a fun movie for them to do but i don't think the premise of the show is to literally answer the question, otherwise the batman and robin/wild wild west/twilight episodes should have been four seconds long

*accidentally swallows mic, stumbles down a set of infinitely falling stairs until relativistic effects take over*

ha ha between this and liking your own post this is def the most masturbatory post ive seen in a looooong time and i post at nothingbutmasturbatoryposts dot com

well no i guess it is a pretty clear overarching theme but just want to say Rocky Four Is Bad

i can get behind the "rocky is a story of a man's rise and fall" theory in only the most meta joaquin phoenix way probably

was going to get into the onion/quvenzhane thing but dont want to derail this thread but vaughn/wilson do complement each other well and are definitely greater than the sum of their parts, not that i find myself wanting to actually watch them do anything for $8

well i was just calling back to another thread with really funny overreactions to jokey replies but now i guess i hope you turn out to be right about why they arent doing the happening???

we consume the podcast we don't own it

this board has a real painkiller abuse problem

dooooooooooope

fwiw gawker talked to a professor who is a "scientology gadfly and expert" and he said it is just a shitty retread movie and not a scientology piece. http://gawker.com/after-earth-is-just-a-shitty-movie-not-scientology-pro-510569401

one out of three actually seems like a good hit rate

i would take the under at 1.5 because idk if this movie is actually all that weird + crazy

boom roasted