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imhatch

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    The Help..... really?

    this seems like as good a time as any to mention that there's a movie i just learned of called "women's studies" that is essentially distilled men's rights activism but with a female protagonist in what i assume is their attempt at "what if the REAL sexists...........were feminists!!!" it is totes on netflix idk if i have the patience to make it through it tho
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    The Help..... really?

    this movie is basically panacea for acute white guilt but even if this podcast approached it from that angle idk if it would be a particularly interesting episode
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    Crash (Paul Haggis)

    now that im thinking about it this much This Is A Bad Movie
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    Crash (Paul Haggis)

    wow guys i think your thetan levels are super high maybe you should come take this cool personality test with me to see if i can make you happy like i am and paul haggis used to be
  5. well if joyful noise is the next episode of game of thrones pls do not spoil it for me im still catching up
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    Surf Ninjas (1993)

    owned a game gear + and this game and just because i know everyone is wondering no they are not for sale
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    Pain and Gain

    this was def the least offensive michael bay movie since the rock but i also found myself fascinated with this movie in the same way i was with sucker punch so what the fuck do i know
  8. that first time we realize we are all in a way Motorcycle Guy is the most transcendent human experience
  9. pick up artists are human garbage, dogg. sorry
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    Darkness Falls

    wow spoiler alert
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    Atlas Shrugged (2011)

    it is really important to not do this movie because inevitably someone will decide to watch it in a way that gives money to the people responsible
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    Far Cry

    dude killed it as hugo stiglitz but never understood how a man who was in far cry and deuce bigalow european gigolo got a role in what was probably tarantino's biggest hyped movie at the time when basterds came out
  13. i hear that im the jorts man around town. here comes the jort they always say
  14. which is interesting since raffi and dennis feinstein seem like oversharers frankly
  15. also that it was a bad movie i guess??? it was very confusing but i cant be expected to know about woody allen movies as i am a four year old cat irl.
  16. thus poste zarathustra edit oh now that that post actually has content my post looks dumb. well then. ;(
  17. june just killing the first five minutes lately
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    Episode 60 — Street Fighter

    well i probably think differently but im glad we are all posting friends who like bad movies
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    Hemlock Grove

    cmon mcguirk we all know you are responsible for at least $250k towards zach braff's "im a stupid tween but also 35 years old" movie sequel, we are all friends here no need to hide it
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    Is this the worst podcast on Earwolf.

    is this the worst thread on earwolf. ha ha. that guy over there gets it
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    Hemlock Grove

    whenever someone involved in the production is on the show the episodes tend to be (understandably) pretty toothless with the guest treated as someone who was along for a ride, not responsible for it. if there was an episode on hemlock grove it would probably be immensely more interesting if eli roth was not a guest, honestly.
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    Blonde and Blonder

    genuinely interested in watching this
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    Hemlock Grove

    lol did not realize this was An Eli Roth Thing
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    Return To Sleepaway Camp

    if you remember the like eight month span in the early 90s where vanilla ice was popular and slap bracelets werent banned from school yet, then distill that memory to a 90 minute movie, you get cool as ice. i really and genuinely love cool as ice and would recommend it to just about anyone if they like bad movies, but i still think the room is more entertaining, especially in a big group
  25. hoo boy *tugs at collar while pounds of flop sweat appears suddenly*
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