imhatch
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i feel about this movie the same way june and rannazzisi did about nothing but trouble. it is Bad and makes me feel Bad
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sounds like "june, he was ducking out of the way" so a duck pun boom roasted
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that episode really reinforced my hating on anything dealing with tasha yar, somehow always worse than kate episodes of lost
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have the same feeling upon learning that zack snyder did the owls of gahoole as i did when learning shymalan helped write the script for she's all that
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schaal owns
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June was in New Girl with Zooey, who was on The Simpsons, which also hosted Glenn Close at one point, who starred with Harrison Ford in Air Force One, who was in Cowboys and Aliens with Daniel Craig, who was in The Golden Compass with Nicole Kidman, who was in Moulin Rouge with Kylie Minogue, who was offended by the gang's criticism of Street Fighter, thus used her connections to shut down The Happening as payback.
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*casually rotates chalkboard 180 degrees to reveal the name GEORGE SOROS*
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I've noticed a pattern in your posts and I had to ask: you don't think very highly of white people as a group do you?
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It's almost like you have a prejudiced view of white people based solely on their race........
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That would be awful if it were true. I don't know if you are aware of this, but racism is a really terrible, abbhorrent and evil thing.
yeah and whats the deal with black history month why isnt there a white entertainment television month
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guys idk that our posting friends thought the "conspiracy" reasoning was dumb and obviously wrong i think it was more that there was a lot of mismanaged Care on a thing that rly deserves like zero care
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wow didnt read spice world thread because it had 100+ posts yet again proving that reading long things is for chumps
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I think you're taking my statement too literally (or I was probably being too literal by referencing the 'license to print money' thing). I think the question IS always the most important thing, otherwise the podcast would just be 'Let's talk about movies!'. But more broadly - as IsiahER points out - it's how did THIS get made? How did THIS decision get made? How was THIS line in the script not removed? In Wild Wild West, how did they not think the weird racism would be off-putting? Or the the constant disabled jokes? What do giant spiders have to do with ANYTHING? In Batman & Robin, how did they not realize they had dialed the camp up too far? Etc., etc.
yeah i clearly took it differently than your other post intended mb
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It might seem like a really conspicuous point but it bears repeating sometimes - the most important question to ask before making a suggestion is 'How Did This Get Made?' If the answer is really obvious, then it's probably not a good candidate for the show.
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Why did Man of Steel get made? Because it's basically a license to print money.
sometimes i feel like people are too hung up on the name of the show as if the bottom line criterion for doing a movie is answering this question. im not saying man of steel would be a fun movie for them to do but i don't think the premise of the show is to literally answer the question, otherwise the batman and robin/wild wild west/twilight episodes should have been four seconds long
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*accidentally swallows mic, stumbles down a set of infinitely falling stairs until relativistic effects take over*
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*drops mic, walks off stage to crowd cheering*
ha ha between this and liking your own post this is def the most masturbatory post ive seen in a looooong time and i post at nothingbutmasturbatoryposts dot com
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well no i guess it is a pretty clear overarching theme but just want to say Rocky Four Is Bad
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i can get behind the "rocky is a story of a man's rise and fall" theory in only the most meta joaquin phoenix way probably
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was going to get into the onion/quvenzhane thing but dont want to derail this thread but vaughn/wilson do complement each other well and are definitely greater than the sum of their parts, not that i find myself wanting to actually watch them do anything for $8
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I don't really think I come off as "mentally unstable", but more power to you if you feel the need to say that. We'll find out if I was right or not sooner or later.
well i was just calling back to another thread with really funny overreactions to jokey replies but now i guess i hope you turn out to be right about why they arent doing the happening???
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we consume the podcast we don't own it
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this board has a real painkiller abuse problem
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Incase anybody is interested, I just noticed they recently added this to Netflix instant.
dooooooooooope
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fwiw gawker talked to a professor who is a "scientology gadfly and expert" and he said it is just a shitty retread movie and not a scientology piece. http://gawker.com/after-earth-is-just-a-shitty-movie-not-scientology-pro-510569401
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And to pick not second, but third place as the inaugural winner really makes me question what it would actually take to get these guys to see a movie.
one out of three actually seems like a good hit rate
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Should we establish an over-under on how many times Jason will shriek "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" during next week's episode?
i would take the under at 1.5 because idk if this movie is actually all that weird + crazy
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I'm only not doing The Happening because you all complain about us not doing it so much. So can we please stop this boring ass conspiracy conversation.
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Episode 181 — Waiters & Chopsticks
in Yo, Is This Racist?
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