Non-Stop

[Non-Stop]

Without spoiling anything, I'll just say that, beyond the film's obvious reality-defying spectacles (literally 0% of this movie makes sense, but that doesn't really matter, because Liam Neeson), the attempted tie-in to 9/11 stands as easily one of the most absurd plot elements I've ever seen.

[Beyond the Ring]

I was thinking about this today, and, regardless of this ever being chosen or not, I would be ecstatic if even one other forumer watched this film. There are copies online.

 

It's just so bad, guys. It's so bad.

[Beyond the Ring]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910993/

 

Trailer:

 

This film has all of the elements that made The Room a favorite for generations to come - completely unnecessary, egregious sexual content and soft mood lighting, not to mention a title character who sounds almost identical to a hispanic Tommy Wiseau (this actor also wrote the film). Combine this with half a dozen ad-libbed Buseyisms, a few completely unnecessary appearances from the sensei of the Karate Kid's Cobra Kai, some of the most uncomfortable, unnatural scenes involving a father and his children since Forest Gump, and what you get is one deliciously awful movie.

 

I mean it. This makes Sleepaway Camp look like Friday the 13th. This makes the room look... well, watchable.

 

If anything, just watch the trailer. Watch the trailer and fall in love.