Toby Keith Sweat

the line breaks forced me to read this as a song and i gotta say dude, not your best work B+

its just the right amount of spooky no, scratch that. too scary

Mr Duke, How did you prepare for your role as "Party Teenager" in Superbad and was the real life Party Teenager happy with your portrayal of him? Thank you

ANDREW!!!!!! NO

i spent 5 hours trying to embed that video. i can't do it. i am broken and defeated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvUOXe2PgY

you would think such an old dog would have LEARNED SOME MODESTY BY NOW

it was nice of the guys not to say the "n-word" in the NDA rap mans name. if it ever came out that it stood for "Niceguys Doing Attitude" their reputation would go right down the toilet

heres another one: how is it being on tv? is it good?

my dearest nikki, is your father jon glaser, from TV? if so, could you please ask him what it was like writing and occasionally performing on the short-lived sketch comedy programs The Jenny McCarthy Show and The Dana Carvey Show?? if not, please disregard and answer the following: what do you think it would be like to write and occasionally perform on the short-lived sketch comedy programs The Jenny McCarthy Show and The Dana Carvey Show??

how did you post picture

lmaaaaooooo holy shit i liked that 2nd one (not to say i didn't like the first one... BECAUSE I DID)

um actually this is hell of wrong and this forum belongs to me. all new people should be kissing my freaking feet and getting me beers during the forum formals you FREAKIN FROSH. NOW. "forum formals" is a fun thing to say

thank G-D i didn't have to hear that freaking NERD poindexter at the end of this episode! its like yeah, sure, i like reading comic books about the superhero mans so im a big old freaking nerd too, but this guy, he likes reading books about math problems or whatever and they don't have any super powers or nothing! hello, can you say NERD ALERT

"well he was a thief"

i have a question. and, hoo boy, is this embarrassing, but-- is what we're doing here-- is this movies?? its on the screen, and i see little pictures of people and they're sometimes doing things. like theres the scary man with the rainbow hair laughing and the other guy tickling the baby... and... is that movies? they aren't moving, but i only look at them for a couple hours at a time, so they could maybe move sometime later???

can somebody please summarize this in one single sentence of maybe 5 words or just emojis if at all possible, tia.

nope. once he branched off into soders i knew he wasn't completely focusing on shoes, so its obvious that his sneakers and his sodas both are gonna suffer. that's why i only drink steven segal lightning bolt energy drink. that's literally all he has going, so it has to be good.

DID HUCKLEBERRY FINN WEAR THE FREAKIN SHAQUILLE ONEAL V. 2'S?!?!?

i am in a trout net. the same one what caught that trophy trout hanging on the dock there. fish dont just catch themselves, guys. i know a lot of us just wake up and see a beautiful rainbow trout staring at us from our breakfast or our lunch or our dinner plates, but we don't want to think about where they come from. but the cold, hard truth is that they got to be caught, folks. from nets. when we're in the fifth grade. on picture day.

hello everyone, i'm more than willing to record a track or w/e we need to get something done. someone just tell me what to do. (i have a big ole dumb country accent so plz keep that in mind, tia)

This hit way too close to home, but like everything on TBS the Superstation, it was Very Funny

hello everyone, i'm alive and not a dead guy (skellington.) please talk about me and validate my existence. thanks