Toby Keith Sweat

I do not know why the scary Draculer infiltrated the image, all I know is that it's too scary for me.

that black hole isnt going to suck them up, is it?

I hate to show my ignorance here because I know you jackals will never let me hear the end of it, but I didn't know about the whole bubbles being around us and helping us get sick hang time on dunks and stuff. My question is, are there more bubbles in space? Is that why Sandy Bullock floated around so much in Gravity? You would think a brilliant NASA scientist like herself would know that she could just pop those teeny tiny little bubbles and gently float back down to Earth into the waiting arms of George Clooney.

Mr Mantzoukis, it's well known that you're a notorious womanizer and we've all heard the countless stories of you sealing the deal with your signature line "now it's time for a Jason Mantzou-Kiss." What kind of dating advice can you give an every day joe schmo like myself who isn't in show business and lives in some fucking boring fly over state like Nebraska or Ohio or whatever? Do you have any good ideas for cool lines for me to say? So far the only thing I can think of is "hey, what's say you and I go get Sweaty" but that only works like half of the time or maybe a little more.

And of course no chill sesh would be complete without this classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM Hope you guys like it, it'd be nice to talk to some people who actually know a little something about the underground music scene!

Oh, sick. I love chilled out tunes. I've been listening to this underground kind of hip-hoppy, indie, post-modern, chilled out stuff lately & it's really dope and I'm surprised that this chick isn't more popular. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc She reminds me a lot of that Mackiemore guy because they rap, but not about what most rap songs are about, you know? They're taking traditional rap themes and flipping them on their heads. Really progressive stuff.

I would suggest that you get some muscles.

Hey there Jon Gabrus, whats it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away but, Jon, tonight you look so pretty-- yes you do.

it would probably be pretty tough going through life with the name Eugene. imagine how often you hear someone yelling "Hey you!" and then they see the guys name tag says Gene so they end up saying "Hey you-- Gene!" think about how often that happens and you'd think people were saying hey to you every time. sounds like a living hell, imo

do any girls want to go see a 1993 steven spielberg film about the holocaust? i guess what i want to do osk her (to) schindler ('s list) swish

I live by you. Do you want to go to Cheeks sometime and ask the girls what their favorite kevin copsner movies are and every time they name one tell them we haven't seen it because its too scary?

Too in awe of Aaliyah to speak. I get that.

maybe he calls himself the K.G. of being The Noid simply because he goes hard in the mother fucking paint.

Great show as always, guys. There was just one thing that I didn't get though. When Mr. Speil said he was Kevin Garnett about being The Noid, what did he mean by that? Like, he went from high school straight to the professional Noid league? Or that when he and the other Noids got together he was the biggest shit talker around? Is that what he meant? That he would go from Domino's Pizza to Domino's Pizza saying horrendous, despicable things to other potential Noids a la "KG" Kevin Garnett? Thank you for your time. RIP Aaliyah.

Adam also said that hes part cherokee and that's all Sean too unless friggen Sherman friggen Alexie joined the Work of Holics writing staff!

remember when Sean got tugged off in front of the Mona Lisa or whatever??

Adam, there is a rumor that you're the inventor of all Nick Toons (Nickelodeon Cartoons) including the one about the ponies that all those weirdos want to fuck, do you care to speak on that? How cool was it to work with Skylar Astin, star of TBS' Ground Floor, on Pitch Perfect? Also, do you have any tips on how to sing good? Thanks and have a blessed day.

too scary

Nick Thune, I heard a rumor that you're the inventor of all the Nick Toons (Nickelodeon Cartoons) even the one about the ponies that those weirdos want to fuck. Do you care to speak on that? Also, how are your parents Erik and Cindy Thune?

nick thune is on @midnight tonight if you guys want to scout him out for some question material. dont ask him what all of his punchlines meant, thats what im going to do.

So... is it a smartphone or something better? I have to know.

Looks like a fake to me, tbh. You have any credit cards laying around? Or maybe your social security card? I'd believe you then. Also, apropos to nothing, what was your moms last name before she got married and changed it?

Congratulations to my main man greggy for getting his name mentioned on the hollywood handbook podcast, you made the big times buddy. Also, this Benny guy that eats the pizza all the time & that Lamorne hates so much? Is that the guy with The Jets? I don't think it's fair that Elton John makes songs about assholes like Benny where there are so many other deserving people like me, Toby Keith Sweat. Is there any way to get Mr. John on the podcast so we can take him to task over this?