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Toby Keith Sweat

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  7. Posted

    Toby Keith Sweat, I don't wanna fight you, man but that fucking Amy Winehouse was doing too much for those god damn feminists and I'm happy she's dead. I'm happy goddamnit because she was making women seem too powerful and too dignified and we cannot have that! We can't!

     

    mods, can we do something about this guy?? this is NOT the place to be taking these kinds of stands (to be clear i am neither agreeing nor disagreeing with the argument)

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    You know, they didn't say this explicitly but I think Hayes' dig at Boko Haram caused them to get that turkey bone stuck in earwolfman Jack and that's why he died. I told you guys that Boko Haram was a big deal. I did. Don't say I didn't because I definitely did.

     

    chanson, please don't use another celebrity death as a springboard for one of your political stances. we all remember what happened when amy winehouse was taken from us and you used it as an opportunity to launch into a weird anti-feminism rant. just let us mourn, just this once.

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  9. Posted

    i'm so, so sorry to hear about the passing of earwolfman jack. it might be tough, but we're going to get through this, gang, i promise you. if anyone needs to talk, please know that i'm here for you. there also comes up the nasty business of executing his will, but we can get to that later

     

     

     

    it almost seems wrong to talk about the podcast, but much like snl airing after 9/11 we must go on or the terrorists will have won.

     

    the podcast was funny & good.

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  11. Posted

    Let's do another hangout soon with TKS. You name the day. We usually do them at 7pm PST, but you can name the time too, because Sinbad liked your name so much.

     

    sinbad obviously didn't like me enough to even send me a freaking thank you card for the christmas gifts that i got him but whatEVER

     

    and any of the days work for me. (except tuesday)

     

    (and except wednesday)

     

    but all of the other days are good!

     

     

     

    i promise to be more dilligent in keeping up on the hangouts so that i may better contribute to our team and continue to be an asset to this company. thank you for your time.

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  12. Posted

    Toby Keith Sweat wrote something that someone else read and now it's a podcast.

     

    [REDACTED]

     

    TKS, why haven't you participated in a hangout yet?

     

    thank you for sharing this with the world but around here we worship one podcast and one podcast only. if you and your college friends want to practice polypodcasthiesm then that's all well and good, but under THIS ROOF we listen to Hollywood Handbook!!

     

     

    and i didn't know there was a g danged hangout or else i woulda been in there tearing chanson a new one!

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  14. Posted

    We also have fun guys. Like MBoP, and BRRII, and Greggy, and Brgrho, and Showshowbro, and TimTreese, and JoeMcGurl, and Burdrulz, and Andy Kneis, and others I have neglected to name because I'm losing interest in this post. Also, we have fun gals. Like Anastasia, and Veebs, and Freja, and Agata, and probably others who maybe don't post in the forums and maybe are also making other similarly poor life choices (unless me inferring that there are women in the world making poor life choices is sexist in which case I actually didn't ever say that and am very sorry and really really don't want people to think I'm a men's rights activist unless that's what a men's rights activist would say in which case I didn't actually put anything in parentheses whilst still asserting that anything I said was not intentionally sexist.)

     

    go freakin' pound sand, chanson

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  20. Posted

    I pretty much live on the street now but I use every cent I've got to keep up those payments. My cat Zoe lives in a cardboard box. We sleep under a freeway overpass. We busk in bart stations on the weekends for a little cash. Overall, it's not a bad life because we have the pro version.

     

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    thats a really fancy looking underpass. most of the ones around here are made of rigid, cold concrete and asphalt and copies of ferris bueller's day off on vhs are VERY hard to come by, so consider yourself lucky.

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  21. Posted

     

    unsure if sarcasm or not but i also really really like(d?) Pablo Francisco. I had a VHS tape with his comedy central stand up on it that I watched the shit out of. "YEAH.....IM HORNY." I loved it. Is it cool to hate on PF now?

     

    i dont know if this is the most appropriate venue to share with everyone that you're horny for Pablo, but if it is let me just throw my hat in the ring too

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  22. Posted

    great episode as usual. i was inspired by the boys' discussion of the book freakynomics and decided i should sit down and watch it myself. so i headed out to my local theater where they told me that i was "dumb as dick" and to go to a "book store" which I did and HOLY COW. what a place!! i absolutely cleaned up!

     

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    so in conclusion, i give Book Stores a solid 4 out of 5 stars. the minus one star is because all the movies have so many subtitles (snoooooooze)

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  23. Posted

     

    TKS, first of all, thank you. Second, is this your way of asking us all to write stories about you so you can use all of our stories for a sitcom pitch you have lined up later this month?

     

    well now that you bring it up, i'm in a major bind. i have a meeting with bustop the mystery exec TOMORROW and i have NOTHING to show him. i keep saying "ok tomorrow i'm going to sit down and write the next seinfeld or the next frasier or the next mike & molly" but then something comes up like the piggies get out of their pen or a tree falls on a cow and i have to put it down or i get drunk.

     

    and now i don't have any funny make-em-ups to put on the tv!!

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  25. Posted

    playing a round of cards against humanity with the engineers would make a great ad.

    I was just playing last weekend and let me tell you, when the group card is "On this week's episode, Disney character Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time" and you have a card in your hand that says "anal beads" you are loffing your whole butt off. It's like a royal flush

     

    mhh, yes, speak on that.

     

     

    and good eppy this week, one and all. i really appreciate that my question was answered, but more importantly that they got to the heart of it, which of course was about ISIS.

     

    me, personally, and i know this isn't a political forum or whatever so i'll just say this one thing; all these ISIS guys-- they all can go piss up a rope as far as i'm concerned. i'm sorry, that's just how i feel.

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