BrentonRules

Yesterday I was 16 years old and now I'm 21, Runnin for president tomorrow son

She won't hook up with you. RT @realDonaldTrump: .@IvankaTrump looks like a movie star from the days of glamour and beauty.

I just CANNOT get @alexyoungbased to shut up about the amazing taste of @PepsiNEXT !!!!

OFFISHAL NICKNAME RT @Jackie_Barrera: I heard world class music producer @BrentonRules is dating country cutie @taylorswift13 #OMG #BRAYLOR

RT @OnCue: PS guys 4 more days. MUD BUTT.

If you had a heart, you would say goodnight to Scott Perry right now. We love you Scott.

New spotify app is INSANE! Yay technology !!!

NEW LAPTOP STAND SPENT 10K LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN http://t.co/ytAOL3p5Qs

Oh yeah and I made Mean Planes n Taylor Gangs LIKE BROOO WHY IS THIS NOT REALITYYYY

Just heard Azaelia banks 212 for the first time

Hi I'm Shia Laboof. And you're on my new prank show, YOU JUST GOT BOOF'D. Got ya! Ya been BOOF'D!!

I'll never find my own Summer Roberts set phasers to love me

Need smoke. Can't eat

ALTTT RT @FELIXSNOW: production tip: autopan on the master, pitch down 3 steps, reverse. VOILA

whats hilarious is inevitable failure followed by death hahaha

Catch me on manhattan ave 330 am trail mix in hand boi

While y'all scorin movies...I be in my bedroom Rollin doobies

Smoking on that Bradley Cooper.

Happy birthday bro. Smoke one @justinbieber

Where do I get Justin Bieber pants. Ugh

If you've ever had a photo on the popular page of Instagram, and you aren't a Japanese girl with huge eyes, you're doing life wrong. Stop.

Ginger ale is the most OG soft drink. I don't care who is offended by this tweet.

I just found heads will roll preset...thought they came up with that!!! GForce MTron Pro Roxy Music effects! Bizzare

OnCue owes me five hundred dollars in Netflix money

Such bad fucking traffic should I leave the car you dare me