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Dear fans of Beyonce, Bieber, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, et al: No one has ever ridiculed my love of Otis Redding. Because he is GOOD.

I have it on good authority today is gonna rule. Big Mountain's cover of Baby I Love Your Way came on @House_Of_Coffee so everyone CHILL

I need a 38 DDD cup of coffee! *high fives anthropomorphized sense of inwardly-focused disgust & shame*

30/40 somethings: When it comes to advertising with 8-bit music LOOK OUT. They are trying to manipulate you with nostalgia!

If it wasn't for Twitter I wouldn't have met some great people, but I'd read the words "Beyonce", "Bitcoin" & "Jodi Arias" a lot less, so...

AT&T U-Verse commercial with the kvetching kids but also with a WWII vet mumbling "Kiss my ass" over and over.

There really needs to be more tweets about tweets & Twitter-based tweet tweeting

The best thing about being born in the 70's is that I literally have no idea what a Pokeman is

I am in physical pain from listening to @JAdomian making fun of Tom Lykis on @toddglass' podcast & gut-laughing. Tears.

I just saw a picture of Hitler that is REALLY funny, but I won't post it cuz HITLER

This is my favorite photo I've ever taken. Of all time. http://t.co/4DNamiuZSY

Human heads belong in the green compost bin, not the blue recycling bin. http://t.co/XvH0sXxuGl

Thanks for recommending I follow WILCO, Twitter. I do need to firm up my Pretentious White Base, maybe it's a smart move.

"Wow, this is so racist/sexist/classist/ablist/sightist!"Me, listening to Old Time Radio shows

.@lurie_john I just want to thank @JoseCanseco for his tweets which are ENHANCED with INSIGHT @jakefogelnest

Fry's Electronics is like a living history museum of Nerds Through the Ages

I made a FeedBuzz that @vrunt was kind enough to post. http://t.co/1RW2Zppe2k

I will say what no one in the establishment LAMEstream media had the courage to say: Kim K's pregnant milkboobs look pretty awesome #brave

RT If you've ever made physical love to the "Empire Strikes Back" Soundtrack by the legendary John Williams.

I am a virile, hirsute slab of #beef & I will stride manfully through the rest of this day with #dynamism & a shocking #alacrity for my bulk

Sometimes I think of the couple that used Twitter like their own private IM & it makes me laugh

We need to figure out how to harness Gregg Popovich's seething anger as an alternative energy source

Lina tells David Cross' "I literally pooped my pants" joke http://t.co/puPTWgsR5Z

Anaheim. Phoenix. Tampa Bay. Atlanta. Nashville. Raleigh. San Jose. Dallas. Ft. Lauderdale. Tampa Bay. Los Angeles. You know, Ice Hockey.