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In honor of this weekend's Whole Earth Festival in Davis. Which I had to MISS. Stay groovy, y'all! http://t.co/pOprbQjriC #NowPlaying

HOLY S H I T @daggerbyte @sclautor @jakefogelnest @theleanover http://t.co/CUSXFG2DGf

♫@mslooola♫SING WITH US, LUV♫

Have your surgeries, do your workouts, eat your food, drink your water, breathe your air--DEATH STILL AWAITS. #Namaste #blessed

Look out, Tweeps! Get ready for #BusTime! I'm gettin' on the #Bus. #MUNIBus #MUNI Oh, yeah! BUS IT! BUS LOOSE! BUS O' RHYMES!

Just saw a commercial for a product called José Olé Taco Bites™. ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Whenever there is political turmoil, ask yourself: how does the International Toilet Community benefit? #benghazi

Michael's rockin the Jorts cuz he don't give a f u d g e http://t.co/9EA8aOdIoG

I'm listening to old time radio. BACK OFF, LADIES

ART TATUM PLAYING SWEET LORRAINE IS PROOF THE UNIVERSE WANTS US TO BE HAPPY

Listening to Paperboy and watching my wife jiggle. It's really nice. http://t.co/nb7E6VXolk

WYTE MYST-I DO IT BIG: http://t.co/UBdh9JJIwi (courtesy of @satellitehigh)

I think Gosnell should ride the needle, but I'm consistently Pro-Death across the board.

Goddamnit he was SO GOOD. Art Tatum - Sweet Lorraine on V-Disc (1944, unissued): http://t.co/iuH6lbmRUI

We should all just reply "I DON'T GET IT" to every tweet & soon every tweet would see that. What I'm saying is, let's break #Twitter

Courtesy of the amazing @MarloMeekins: http://t.co/fyklhayyOo

Per me s'oscura il mondo.

Wendy Williams reminds me of one of my exes. Exactly.

I don't even think I can watch this #SFGiants game. PATHETIC

You guys are often W E I R D

*Gob voice* COME on! http://t.co/vBkM0G2RR2

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake turn me into a ghost so I can haunt Pam Grier.

Frank & Bing: thank you for your glorious upper mordants.

What's with unfat people? #DontGetIt

*entirety of Twitter dot com* HI, @HumanPog!