AdamFlowers

WHO TOLD THE HILLBILLIES ABOUT VINE, GADDAMAT?!

#NP LL Cool J - I'm That Type Of Guy: http://t.co/3ywgRW0bjI

Wow #BigBangTheory, #terrific comedy! Making fun of speech impediments is #edgy. #BillHicks #Subversive

William Shatner in the Esperanto Masterpiece, "Incubus" 1966: http://t.co/zhTI4nxKFy

"My kid ISN'T an Honor Student, so he won't get beaten up by your bullying kid. Also, I don't have kids." - Reactionary bumper sticker

Those of you who aren't my FB friends don't get to see my vacation or Angry Clown Ballet photos.

Just tell @toddglass that the snow is pussy and he'll eat his way out. @TomMartinLA @blakewexler @grotenstein @danielkinno

#NP Freddie The King!!!! - San/Ho/Zay and Tore Down: http://t.co/B9h5BWrukE

Can't unsee. @Hodgman http://t.co/DsWGvQqOV0

I'm worried that my dislike of Lena Dunham is rooted in either my latent sexism or my deep-seated fear of annoying things.

Andrew W. Klay

.@DaveSare & thus do all wars begin: with Dennis Rodman.

#NP Criss Cross - Thelonious Monk - Baden-Baden, Germany, 1963 http://t.co/zgZuH7AYyB

#NP "Dave Alvin - King of California" My theme song. http://t.co/Jzoo0zVu24

"You people are CRAZY." - me, to all of you.

#StandWithRand McNally. GREAT MAPS! #Sillybuster

Dorky question: are any of you really into good coffee? This is not a goof, but a sincere inquiry.

That last fart was totally uncalled for.

No, Hipster, I'm listening to Bobby Caldwell's "What You Won't Do For Love" un-ironically. Because I love myself & want to be happy.

Missing Soviet Soldier Found In Afghanistan After 33 Years http://t.co/24DVRMWZns

Vinesters: Follow yelldesign because its creative but also for the idiotic comments. How are we alive?

Tuesday night #HueyParty! #IndigloFilterhttp://t.co/7T1sRNJ1P9

"Moaner!" - Tony Danzig

Overheard at Walgreens: "Dude's iPhone straight up had dookey on it. Dude doesn't have kids, though. What is happening to humanity?"

Remember when "cold" was an adverb?