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#SFGiants #GoldGlove @bcraw35

I can't stop watching @bcraw35's bare-hander. STUNNING. http://t.co/Y8CxF3luoU

*Scotty in Star Trek IV voice* Computer? Find me an 8-Bit version of "What You Won't Do For Love". Thank you.

#ff “@dogboner: *lets out a very long fart*”

A Feedbuzz I made. http://t.co/VHoWcppgOl

Someone should do a Parroty menu of Guy Fiero's restraint

The Belle Époque architectural flourishes in this Pizza joint are starting to freak me the hell out.

.@karentozzi “There is no such thing as a hopeless #nutsack. Every single circumstance of your #nutsack can change!" #TheSecretNutsack

Friendly reminder: https://t.co/QqAAxwVfXe

"This yogurt is TOO sour." -- Woman at Trader Joe's sample bar after free sample # 4.

.@RealGabbyHayes Gazz music

.@YourTextSpoken might be my favorite thing about this Microblogging website twitter dot com @mattytalks

Selfie-Immolationie

Bubble Gum Ice Cream is insane & was birthed from a circus clown's delirium tremens hallucinations.

If you correct my grammar, I will put you in an Oxford Coma.

Ye Faste Thou Furious “@theretronaut: New capsule -c. 1896: Ransom E. Olds in the Olds “Pirate” racing car, Floridahttp://t.co/ycWSEom9j2”

You lingerAs I wade into thisSmelling of smells Blah blah blahIs this your new tattoo?! #illhueminati

I tried to be funny & I was just mean & gross & compounded my stupidity with a careless mistake. Yuck. I'm sorry.

Just blowin' my nose in my dressing room with no tissue. #classact

MRAZZHANDS, EVERYBODY!

This week's Mad Men : Mad Men :: Floating Limbs MASH episode : MASH

My voice teacher lives on a street that traces the course of a horse racetrack from the turn of the last century. Cool.

Remember: Don't forget to teach your daughters that the worst thing they can do is exhibit the reasonable signs of aging. #advertising

Historical Perspective. snake_dad https://t.co/3JOKLnqEL9

So sweet. "Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Side by Side" http://t.co/rlVZc7indH