AdamFlowers

Twitter is 7 today. Is it too late to stuff it into a pillow case with a heavy rock & throw it off the bridge into the river?

"Well, we're great." - Twitter

I don't know which is worse: my faux outrage or my lack of outrage.

Steve Martin Lawrence & Eydie Amin Gourmet

I'm your friend at the party that would rather hang out with all your kids.

THIS!: MT “@StewTNP: To the choral women of color in The Met's Parsifal who were relegated to the margins: I SAW YOU & you're ALL goddesses”

#WhatsInYourPurse Some lady's ID & her stuff.

Funniest thing I've read all day on Twitter: This blurb in @ProfessorParks bio, "Martin Kove apologist" LMAO!

I endorse @AdamFlowers in the Shorty category #indonesia because...my family is being held captive. http://t.co/zprL4xYoIx

I am tempted to truly learn the true Harlem Shake, video myself, post on YouTube, but mark as private. Cuz, you know, racism.

Gluten-free Porn?

I found a baby picture of @ToddGlass! http://t.co/8mqxeGqlpU

If you feel smug or superior today, watch this. We can have fun, but please remember what's important. For you, Dad. http://t.co/KBvgGUGw5p

If it deals with old highways and traveling immediately after WWII, I will read/see your thing.

I always rooted or/empathized with nerds in school. Now that nerds are cruel & in power, I want to shove them in a locker.

#NP "Dave Alvin - King of California" My theme song. http://t.co/Jzoo0zVu24

Brooklyn: be safe.

Never mind us, @LizCaballero. @robmctenor & I are silly billies.

RECOGNIZE: Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - Television, The Drug Of The Nation{Live} http://t.co/dYYkwBpjLf

Have you seen this yet, @jvhart? Bangarang! http://t.co/KhRc3VEkKI

Remember when "cold" was an adverb?

I regret that I was just old enough 20 years ago to find "Jurassic Park" disappointing.

Overheard at Walgreens: "Dude's iPhone straight up had dookey on it. Dude doesn't have kids, though. What is happening to humanity?"

Tuesday night #HueyParty! #IndigloFilterhttp://t.co/7T1sRNJ1P9

Vinesters: Follow yelldesign because its creative but also for the idiotic comments. How are we alive?