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    Missing Soviet Soldier Found In Afghanistan After 33 Years http://t.co/24DVRMWZns

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    Now all we're gonna here from @karentozzi is "@Francisfruitbat is the true Francis I." I'm not kissing his "ring".

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    I'm worried that my dislike of Lena Dunham is rooted in either my latent sexism or my deep-seated fear of annoying things.

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    No, Hipster, I'm listening to Bobby Caldwell's "What You Won't Do For Love" un-ironically. Because I love myself & want to be happy.

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    Those of you who aren't my FB friends don't get to see my vacation or Angry Clown Ballet photos.

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    That last fart was totally uncalled for.

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    Dorky question: are any of you really into good coffee? This is not a goof, but a sincere inquiry.

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    #StandWithRand McNally. GREAT MAPS! #Sillybuster

     

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    "My kid ISN'T an Honor Student, so he won't get beaten up by your bullying kid. Also, I don't have kids." - Reactionary bumper sticker

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    William Shatner in the Esperanto Masterpiece, "Incubus" 1966: http://t.co/zhTI4nxKFy

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    #NP LL Cool J - I'm That Type Of Guy: http://t.co/3ywgRW0bjI

     

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    WHO TOLD THE HILLBILLIES ABOUT VINE, GADDAMAT?!

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    .@DougBenson The Pope Must Pope #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope

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    Your Saturday morning cry. “@pourmecoffee: Retired government lab chimps go outside for the first time. http://t.co/VaFdL6zrAK”

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    My best friend has a poet's heart. #NSFW #NSFAnythinghttp://t.co/4VCzjHWexG

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    #NP The Four Tops - "I Can't Help Myself" http://t.co/YBWRAC1v7l

     

  17. AdamFlowers

    How much of my life has been spent fast-forwarding through love ballads on Hip-Hop albums?

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    I'm surrounded by white people. #SENDFORHELP

  19. AdamFlowers

    "#HoesBeLike spades but they have a flat blade," said the Turk Frankel, the former Green Thumb of Komedy®

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    THE CHISELER • BLACKS AND A WHITE http://t.co/9ngqNvrbH8

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    Psych-Oh, no he di'n't. YES HE DID. @DuleHill http://t.co/J2o118zAjE

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    OMGZ YOU GUYS! The farm lady in Road to Perdition is Phil Connor's piano teacher in "Groundhog Day"! #epiphany #blessed

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    The sucking noises my wife and I make as we take out our nightguards #SexNoises

  24. AdamFlowers

    COMPLETE World Baseball Classic Brawl - CANADA VS MEXICO March 9 2013: http://t.co/HTg0iKAuaR via @youtube

  25. AdamFlowers

    Normally not a Bill Maher fan, but this quote made me chuckle: "There's Fox for conservatives, MSNBC for liberals and CNN for airports."

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