AdamFlowers
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Now all we're gonna here from @karentozzi is "@Francisfruitbat is the true Francis I." I'm not kissing his "ring".
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I'm worried that my dislike of Lena Dunham is rooted in either my latent sexism or my deep-seated fear of annoying things.
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No, Hipster, I'm listening to Bobby Caldwell's "What You Won't Do For Love" un-ironically. Because I love myself & want to be happy.
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Those of you who aren't my FB friends don't get to see my vacation or Angry Clown Ballet photos.
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Dorky question: are any of you really into good coffee? This is not a goof, but a sincere inquiry.
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"My kid ISN'T an Honor Student, so he won't get beaten up by your bullying kid. Also, I don't have kids." - Reactionary bumper sticker
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Your Saturday morning cry. “@pourmecoffee: Retired government lab chimps go outside for the first time. http://t.co/VaFdL6zrAK”
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How much of my life has been spent fast-forwarding through love ballads on Hip-Hop albums?
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"#HoesBeLike spades but they have a flat blade," said the Turk Frankel, the former Green Thumb of Komedy®
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COMPLETE World Baseball Classic Brawl - CANADA VS MEXICO March 9 2013: http://t.co/HTg0iKAuaR via @youtube
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Normally not a Bill Maher fan, but this quote made me chuckle: "There's Fox for conservatives, MSNBC for liberals and CNN for airports."