AdamFlowers

Happy Birthday, Bix Beiderbecke! - #NP In A Mist http://t.co/XK4cIPy9vr

Did you leave the question mark off of the end of your question on purpose

I've already seen 4 fedoras in this restaurant.

Return to Mayberry http://t.co/EdBdz2r2Wf

EDO GOES POP http://t.co/OOWpDVAYtx

.@adamsbaldwin Please block me, you moron, I beg you.

From "Creole Belle" by James Lee Burke http://t.co/h0OnQGksh4

50 Cent Yakety Sax In Da Club: http://t.co/wK0ulyuN4z

Babá Boœy

I can tell you taste like Carmel Bugles & Fresca from all the way over here.

Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (Miranda Sings) @MirandaSings @sclautor http://t.co/2zDJPxsrgS

Paul Gilbert - Scarified: http://t.co/0RVIq9LNO9

Close your eyes. Tanya Boyd. You're welcome.

The Epic of Gargamel (I will pay $4,000 American to the first person that can find this "joke" in a previous tweet. It has to exist)

Paul Ryan needs a boyfriend already.

The Miami Marlins aren't a baseball team. They're a fake baseball team in an Arnold Schwarzenegger that takes place 50 years in the future

Just when I think I'm well-adjusted, I do something like lose my totemistic bookmark & am now saddled with an existential unease.

Ben Stiller, If your "Secret Life of Walter Mitty" isn't good, I will never invite you over for cupcakes EVER AGAIN. #Promise

#NP Cannonball Adderley feat. Miles Davis " Autumn Leaves" (1958) http://t.co/MnObbDmXUy

The Borscht Belt, but for pants.

Limerick Master. http://t.co/duc8Ce18FX

The real question is: will Danny Mothers ever appear on #OnCinema? @thingxinc

.@curlycomedy Salted-Caramel Bacon Hipster Corpse #DreamCandles

#NP Bonde Do Role - Geremia (with lyrics): http://t.co/fsgeOvVlB9