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The Ghost Town of Drawbridge, CA in near Fremont. https://t.co/x4yERvJN8g

#NP Patti Smith - Until The End Of The World (U2 Cover) http://t.co/ggplfz40D1

I LISTEN TO ENYA, INDIGO GIRLS & SINEAD O'CONNOR! I patently reject your meaningless judgment.

Is Mark Sanford real? I feel like he is a character from some awful short story I wrote on Creative Writing in college.

Three games in & I'm already cheesed off there's no #SFGiants game tonight.

I miss Michael Pritchard's stand up, but name someone else trying to help kids with emotional intelligence? http://t.co/Q2R8V844gV

I like all the scavenging gulls here at the Stonestown Trader Joe's. Their cries make me feel like I'm in an episode of "Voyage of the Mimi"

As pointed out by @Terry_Hesticle: That song that you all sing at Dodgers' games when you win? It is SARCASTIC. #BeatLA

Happy Birthday, Auntie @karentozzi https://t.co/plqRvK8hid

PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS. Shakespeare Rap: http://t.co/91PxlXLuAs

I'd settle for coffee? http://t.co/hRsOdRl68g

Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton, Gabriel Byrne, & Aiden Quinn all walk into a bar. Bartender has catastrophic nervous breakdown.

Q: How do you please an Amish woman?A: Two Menonite#OldJokes

Mystery of Prince Rupert's Drop at 130,000 fps - Smarter Every Day 86 http://t.co/8MJrYS6J1K

I just accidentally read the words "Top Ten Meme Lines of the Year Thus Far" & now I feel angry, abused, betrayed, & alone.

#TweetYour16YearOldSelf One more thing: Don't have anything to drink at your cousin Jeff's 21st Birthday. Just DON'T.

PRUITT TAYLOR-VINCE'S CRAZY SHAKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAVEZ LATRINE “@GiantsWinn: Locking them down at Chavez Latrine http://t.co/ZWArdTTdwP”

PULL TIM.

"The earth abides forever, but so does the canker inside the rose, & the canker never sleeps." - James Lee Burke, "Creole Belle"

"I'm ownta tap me outta Tweeter." #HillbillyTwitter

It's me & Eve! Or, if I wanted, me & Steve. THIS IS AMERICA

This is pretty amazing. "Panera trying new pay-what-you-want experiment" http://t.co/ewoyzpC1Du

William Holding #PotMovieStars *waits in bushes until hashtag goes worldwide viral*