AdamFlowers
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Neil Young, I love "A Man Needs a Maid", but some of the lyrics don't quite work, do they?
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Twitter is 7 today. Is it too late to stuff it into a pillow case with a heavy rock & throw it off the bridge into the river?
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When I'm cooling down with my Bros after a tough workout, I drink Joint Milk to stave off the debilitating creep of arthritis.
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I'm going on a lunch date with my gorgeous wife, @SunsetGamerBabe. Why am I slightly nervous? I hope she thinks I'm cool! #TooLate
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Only a mother's love. RT “@TheRealRoseanne: My daughter does not cook her chicken meals properly at times, yet she seems to be improving!”
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Ben Stiller, If your "Secret Life of Walter Mitty" isn't good, I will never invite you over for cupcakes EVER AGAIN. #Promise
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If any of us met the characters from #Girls at a restaurant, they would be the annoying people we complained about later to our friends.
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Guys, let's not be so mean, OK. We can be funny, biting, though-provoking, even subversive, and still be kind. #PooPoo #FartSmells
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Remember when it was so important to be right? & that we believed there was such a thing as "right"? Ah, youth.
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This "In Time" SNL digital short with Justin Timberlake is funny, I guess, but it's almost 2 hrs. long. Nothing "short" about it! #ShortFail
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As team Japan team lines up on 3rd base line to bow to crowd, my 1/2 Japanese American wife asks, "Are they going to commit sepukku now?"