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AdamFlowers

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  1. 1983 - Promo - Metropolitan Opera Centennial Gala on PBS http://t.co/gPljVwccYX

  2. I want to slide down this sinfully decadent Slippery Slope everyone keeps salivatingly referring to.

  3. "Didja hear about the terrorist org that the Mad Men star formed after he stopped being such a rolling stone? Hamm Moss," he gasped & died.

  4. Dad, thank you for teaching me restraint, subtlety & earnest caution. http://t.co/9VBHbsttWD

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    #DrakeMakesMusicFor people that hate music? (DISCLAIMER: Only Drake song I have ever heard is that Sprite commercial.

  6. Bill Cosby & his drumming gig with Sonny Stitt http://t.co/mtMtFmA11C

  7. Hell is watching the Duck Dynasty people dispassionately discuss the technical underpinnings of their brand of "comedy".

  8. *farts out drum break in Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"*

  9. This is what happens, Larry, when you fork a stranger in the class.

  10. Fab-5 Freddy Travel Leanah, the Clown Prinzâ„¢ of Joke Hop.

  11. "I liked Aimee Mann before 'Magnolia', you mustachioed scum!" -me, in my cage at the Hipster Zoo & Succulent Terrarium Workshop

  12. Gonna give Mission Carmel the ol' "Good Friday Razzle-Dazzle" #showbiz #crucifixion

  13. "Protestants be straight slippin' on Good Friday After Next, Son." -- Pope Francis I

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    #NP Benny Goodman - Sing Sing Sing http://t.co/1TOEtnZCOF

     

  15. I named the right one "Andrew" & the left one "Elizabeth". Get it? Andrew & Elizabeth Pec?

  16. "My defense is this, your Honor: the Karaoke bar didn't have 'Bittersweet' by Big Head Todd & the Monsters, so SOMEONE HAD TO DIE, ya know?"

  17. "G.L.O.W.'s before Stroh's!" If people in the 80's had stupid memes other than "Where's the Beef?"

  18. In 50 years, all of America will look like Klay Thompson and Steph Curry.

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