AdamFlowers

Have you seen this yet, @jvhart? Bangarang! http://t.co/KhRc3VEkKI

RECOGNIZE: Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - Television, The Drug Of The Nation{Live} http://t.co/dYYkwBpjLf

Never mind us, @LizCaballero. @robmctenor & I are silly billies.

I always rooted or/empathized with nerds in school. Now that nerds are cruel & in power, I want to shove them in a locker.

If it deals with old highways and traveling immediately after WWII, I will read/see your thing.

If you feel smug or superior today, watch this. We can have fun, but please remember what's important. For you, Dad. http://t.co/KBvgGUGw5p

I found a baby picture of @ToddGlass! http://t.co/8mqxeGqlpU

.@karentozzi http://t.co/d8pxQFBJ7c

Gluten-free Porn?

I am tempted to truly learn the true Harlem Shake, video myself, post on YouTube, but mark as private. Cuz, you know, racism.

I endorse @AdamFlowers in the Shorty category #indonesia because...my family is being held captive. http://t.co/zprL4xYoIx

Funniest thing I've read all day on Twitter: This blurb in @ProfessorParks bio, "Martin Kove apologist" LMAO!

THIS!: MT “@StewTNP: To the choral women of color in The Met's Parsifal who were relegated to the margins: I SAW YOU & you're ALL goddesses”

I'm your friend at the party that would rather hang out with all your kids.

Steve Martin Lawrence & Eydie Amin Gourmet

I don't know which is worse: my faux outrage or my lack of outrage.

"Well, we're great." - Twitter

Cindy Santana Blackman - Drum Solo Live .: http://t.co/PQwS1QzkLN via @youtube

What's better than @ToddGlass? The amazing people at @Kia!

Joseph Gordon-Levightfoot

"Taiting Channum." - Mom

"Filipinos, Asians, & Orientals" - A thing I just heard a person say, & he's not even a Time-traveler from the past.

Rahm Emanuelle of Bangkok Dass (I have tens of these gems, Tweople.

Jack Nicholson's character in #CarnalKnowledge might be the worst person in the world.

This is why I will always just be me when I tweet. http://t.co/jfpJ0eNNXU