AdamFlowers
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If it wasn't for Twitter I wouldn't have met some great people, but I'd read the words "Beyonce", "Bitcoin" & "Jodi Arias" a lot less, so...
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30/40 somethings: When it comes to advertising with 8-bit music LOOK OUT. They are trying to manipulate you with nostalgia!
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I need a 38 DDD cup of coffee! *high fives anthropomorphized sense of inwardly-focused disgust & shame*
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I have it on good authority today is gonna rule. Big Mountain's cover of Baby I Love Your Way came on @House_Of_Coffee so everyone CHILL
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Dear fans of Beyonce, Bieber, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, et al: No one has ever ridiculed my love of Otis Redding. Because he is GOOD.
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"My defense is this, your Honor: the Karaoke bar didn't have 'Bittersweet' by Big Head Todd & the Monsters, so SOMEONE HAD TO DIE, ya know?"
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"G.L.O.W.'s before Stroh's!" If people in the 80's had stupid memes other than "Where's the Beef?"
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Mike Krukow maybe a total hometowner, but he is always so positive and complementary to good players on the other team. #TeamNice
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I like all the scavenging gulls here at the Stonestown Trader Joe's. Their cries make me feel like I'm in an episode of "Voyage of the Mimi"
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If you could see inside my skull, you'd find some Jonathan Winters & Bill Cosby LPs, some issues of Players Pictorial & tumbleweeds.
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Jimi Hendrix: "Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland?"Mayor of Steam-Powered Ladyland: "How DARE you, Sir?"
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This makes me think of what might've been. Can you imagine what this world would be like if Sassy was still around? http://t.co/ZoaHX7lBwA
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I just accidentally read the words "Top Ten Meme Lines of the Year Thus Far" & now I feel angry, abused, betrayed, & alone.
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Is Mark Sanford real? I feel like he is a character from some awful short story I wrote on Creative Writing in college.