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#NP Benny Goodman - Sing Sing Sing http://t.co/1TOEtnZCOF

"Protestants be straight slippin' on Good Friday After Next, Son." -- Pope Francis I

Gonna give Mission Carmel the ol' "Good Friday Razzle-Dazzle" #showbiz #crucifixion

"I liked Aimee Mann before 'Magnolia', you mustachioed scum!" -me, in my cage at the Hipster Zoo & Succulent Terrarium Workshop

Fab-5 Freddy Travel Leanah, the Clown Prinz™ of Joke Hop.

1990 in Music. http://t.co/pLH77kWj8G

This is what happens, Larry, when you fork a stranger in the class.

*farts out drum break in Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"*

WOO HOO! @bcraw35's bat is ALIVE! #SFGiants

Hell is watching the Duck Dynasty people dispassionately discuss the technical underpinnings of their brand of "comedy".

OB/GYMNASIUM

Bill Cosby & his drumming gig with Sonny Stitt http://t.co/mtMtFmA11C

Still takes my breath away. http://t.co/Bhk7e0ZoWm

#DrakeMakesMusicFor people that hate music? (DISCLAIMER: Only Drake song I have ever heard is that Sprite commercial.

Dad, thank you for teaching me restraint, subtlety & earnest caution. http://t.co/9VBHbsttWD

"Didja hear about the terrorist org that the Mad Men star formed after he stopped being such a rolling stone? Hamm Moss," he gasped & died.

I want to slide down this sinfully decadent Slippery Slope everyone keeps salivatingly referring to.

1983 - Promo - Metropolitan Opera Centennial Gala on PBS http://t.co/gPljVwccYX

This is pretty amazing. "Panera trying new pay-what-you-want experiment" http://t.co/ewoyzpC1Du

It's me & Eve! Or, if I wanted, me & Steve. THIS IS AMERICA

"I'm ownta tap me outta Tweeter." #HillbillyTwitter

"The earth abides forever, but so does the canker inside the rose, & the canker never sleeps." - James Lee Burke, "Creole Belle"