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Whenever there is political turmoil, ask yourself: how does the International Toilet Community benefit? #benghazi

Just saw a commercial for a product called José Olé Taco Bites™. ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Look out, Tweeps! Get ready for #BusTime! I'm gettin' on the #Bus. #MUNIBus #MUNI Oh, yeah! BUS IT! BUS LOOSE! BUS O' RHYMES!

♫@mslooola♫SING WITH US, LUV♫

HOLY S H I T @daggerbyte @sclautor @jakefogelnest @theleanover http://t.co/CUSXFG2DGf

In honor of this weekend's Whole Earth Festival in Davis. Which I had to MISS. Stay groovy, y'all! http://t.co/pOprbQjriC #NowPlaying

Anaheim. Phoenix. Tampa Bay. Atlanta. Nashville. Raleigh. San Jose. Dallas. Ft. Lauderdale. Tampa Bay. Los Angeles. You know, Ice Hockey.

Lina tells David Cross' "I literally pooped my pants" joke http://t.co/puPTWgsR5Z

We need to figure out how to harness Gregg Popovich's seething anger as an alternative energy source

Sometimes I think of the couple that used Twitter like their own private IM & it makes me laugh

I am a virile, hirsute slab of #beef & I will stride manfully through the rest of this day with #dynamism & a shocking #alacrity for my bulk

RT If you've ever made physical love to the "Empire Strikes Back" Soundtrack by the legendary John Williams.

I will say what no one in the establishment LAMEstream media had the courage to say: Kim K's pregnant milkboobs look pretty awesome #brave

I made a FeedBuzz that @vrunt was kind enough to post. http://t.co/1RW2Zppe2k

Fry's Electronics is like a living history museum of Nerds Through the Ages

.@lurie_john I just want to thank @JoseCanseco for his tweets which are ENHANCED with INSIGHT @jakefogelnest

"Wow, this is so racist/sexist/classist/ablist/sightist!"Me, listening to Old Time Radio shows

Thanks for recommending I follow WILCO, Twitter. I do need to firm up my Pretentious White Base, maybe it's a smart move.

Human heads belong in the green compost bin, not the blue recycling bin. http://t.co/XvH0sXxuGl

This is my favorite photo I've ever taken. Of all time. http://t.co/4DNamiuZSY

I just saw a picture of Hitler that is REALLY funny, but I won't post it cuz HITLER

I am in physical pain from listening to @JAdomian making fun of Tom Lykis on @toddglass' podcast & gut-laughing. Tears.

The best thing about being born in the 70's is that I literally have no idea what a Pokeman is

There really needs to be more tweets about tweets & Twitter-based tweet tweeting

AT&T U-Verse commercial with the kvetching kids but also with a WWII vet mumbling "Kiss my ass" over and over.