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Apparently I have Greek feet?

CHAVEZ LATRINE “@GiantsWinn: Locking them down at Chavez Latrine http://t.co/ZWArdTTdwP”

PRUITT TAYLOR-VINCE'S CRAZY SHAKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARIAS! #SFGiants

I'm at my nephew's Little League game where the score is We're All Winners! to Everyone Is Capable of Achievement!

When I read a sentence that ends in a period, I picture it being spoken by Huckleberry Hound. Exclamation pt, Ed Wynn.

Happy Birthday, Auntie @karentozzi https://t.co/plqRvK8hid

We are all, at our best, miners for golden hearts. "Neil Young - Heart Of Gold" http://t.co/RVzfJ4bQrj

Ikiru Song (1952) "Gondola No Uta" Kanji Watanabe (Takashi Shimura) and my blog post about it: http://t.co/1ajXCSiFFThttp://t.co/1PRVmsdPFz

MINE DIDNT WORK! #refund "Italian Scientist Argues That Vaccines 'Produce Homosexuality'" http://t.co/YVWXUVvN0h

As pointed out by @Terry_Hesticle: That song that you all sing at Dodgers' games when you win? It is SARCASTIC. #BeatLA

Gutsy #OpeningDay2013 prediction: #Cubs win 173 straight games.

Q: How do you please an Amish woman?A: Two Menonite#OldJokes

A website with screenshots of fake search engines in movies & on TV

Walking Thrones.

Rick Pitino is a "Legitimate Businessman"

I pink I mustache you a question, Nora. http://t.co/ll5F029REV

I'd settle for coffee? http://t.co/hRsOdRl68g

I LISTEN TO ENYA, INDIGO GIRLS & SINEAD O'CONNOR! I patently reject your meaningless judgment.

#NP Patti Smith - Until The End Of The World (U2 Cover) http://t.co/ggplfz40D1

The Ghost Town of Drawbridge, CA in near Fremont. https://t.co/x4yERvJN8g

Recognize. http://t.co/U2oDQPHlaG

I named the right one "Andrew" & the left one "Elizabeth". Get it? Andrew & Elizabeth Pec?