AdamFlowers

Almost none of my Black friends on Twitter are friends with any of my non-black friends on Twitter.

By all means, let's keep endlessly tweeting about Beyonce & Taylor Swift. #Brave #Important #KeepConsuming

Go to Pandora. Artist search for Guru. Create new station. Yes, I know. YOU'RE WELCOME

As team Japan team lines up on 3rd base line to bow to crowd, my 1/2 Japanese American wife asks, "Are they going to commit sepukku now?"

Let's get small.

This "In Time" SNL digital short with Justin Timberlake is funny, I guess, but it's almost 2 hrs. long. Nothing "short" about it! #ShortFail

What do we want? ADD. When do we want...wait. Why do we want that? To make fun of it? Oh, REAL mature. You guys are mean & unfunny.

"No Parking On the Dance Floor" just came on the radio & I am dancing like HELL.

In hindsmell, that WAS a nasty fart.

So many of you have nothing really to be angry about.

#ThereIsADifferenceBetween us.

The only time a non-Portuguese white person can have an Ukulele is if they're 10 & exiting a Hilo Hattie.

Is Cyprus going to be an economic Sarajevo?

Remember when it was so important to be right? & that we believed there was such a thing as "right"? Ah, youth.

Guys, let's not be so mean, OK. We can be funny, biting, though-provoking, even subversive, and still be kind. #PooPoo #FartSmells

¡VIVA PUERTO RICO! http://t.co/4Y1AlLKObC

If any of us met the characters from #Girls at a restaurant, they would be the annoying people we complained about later to our friends.

I'm going on a lunch date with my gorgeous wife, @SunsetGamerBabe. Why am I slightly nervous? I hope she thinks I'm cool! #TooLate

I would buy @WilliamShatner or @ABFalecbaldwin's Twitter Style Guides

Rick Pitino is a "Legitimate Businessman"

When I'm cooling down with my Bros after a tough workout, I drink Joint Milk to stave off the debilitating creep of arthritis.

G Maj - D Maj - a minor - C Maj gets me almost every time.

WOO HOO! @bcraw35's bat is ALIVE! #SFGiants