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DavidCrowell

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    Q&A w/ Paul Scheer Thread

    I know I'm a little late on this, but here's my suggestion for the "How Did This Get Made?" movie. Jason joins Twitter. Within a few weeks he has 100 million followers and becomes the most popular celebrity on the planet. He immediately quits the podcast and uses his new-found wealth to indulge all of the sick and twisted fantasies he's been harboring his whole life. Meanwhile, tensions rise between Paul and June as they try to replace Jason on the podcast with a series of increasingly unfunny co-hosts. Matters escalate to a "War of the Roses" style throwdown and the podcast is eventually disbanded. Jason's wild ride finally ends when video surfaces of him laughing hysterically while watching a Jay Leno monologue. Many years later, the 3 are reunited for a final "How Did This Get Made?" podcast. The film they are reviewing is "The "How Did This Get Made?" Movie" starring Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Jaden Smith.
  2. Paul, I have to say that your watching all of Stallone's banging by being his calf muscle has one major flaw; the calf muscle is on the back of the leg! The only time you would catch any action was if he was on the receiving end of someone's Clubber Lang.
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    Branded

    This movie was just laughably awful. The only reason not to do this movie is that the bump in views might accidentally encourage the creators of this junk to make another movie. I don't think this movie will ever make the cut for the podcast because not enough people have seen it. Although that bodes well for our national sanity level.
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    Q&A w/ Paul Scheer Thread

    Do you ever feel guilty for giving the creators of these awful films a bump in royalties by encouraging all the listeners to watch this garbage? We might be accidentally encouraging a sequel or a remake.
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