neverHeather

"Yes, he is very lonely." - @jimmyfallon

Again, why does @joelmchale sound like my ex?

Again.. Remind me that food won't fill that void that I have when I realize that I have lost something I didn't even know I had.

ALL TEH WORLDS A STAGEand a joke

Am I allowed to assume a couple of things now? Is this going to happen? No context for most of you.

black, moldy boogers. good night.

Blehhhh

Caffeine helps.

Dear alcohol and comedians, Thanks for prolonging my existence & making it worth it for whatever reason.

diaf

Finding it weird that everyone is pushing me to make something of myself but I'm stuck in a situation where I can't even escape to Utah.

First tell me, like, to my face that you like me.

Get in the zone.. The comfort zone.

GET ME OUT OF HERE

GET ME OUT OF HERE

GET ME OUT OF HERE

GET ME OUT OF HERE

GET ME OUT OF HERE

Get yo teleprompter off of my forehead.

Going to light myself on fireJK I'm a pussy.

Going to shows/being in a hotel room/ living alone is damn lonely.

Good news!My neck spasm tremors are in swing.

Had a dream that I could see the implants in my skull that made me bionic.

Hey @dogboner, you're right about @jakefogelnest.