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Get in the zone.. The comfort zone.

"Yes, he is very lonely." - @jimmyfallon

ALL TEH WORLDS A STAGEand a joke

Surrounded and alone. Yay.

Just give me a ride from the airport you specify.

Which projection of a person am I today?

Going to light myself on fireJK I'm a pussy.

Overheard: Hook me up, SXSW http://t.co/pMnFfOKtfr

Am I allowed to assume a couple of things now? Is this going to happen? No context for most of you.

I just got some free music from @mikeMainsMusic on @noisetrade. Download it here: http://t.co/Hcxy2kYuW8

I feel weirdly not crazy lately. Well... Considering what life has given me.

Had a dream that I could see the implants in my skull that made me bionic.

We all need somebody to leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean on

Again.. Remind me that food won't fill that void that I have when I realize that I have lost something I didn't even know I had.

Look, being reminded of how you've screwed yourself over and over and over again sucks. No matter what the situation is.

I'm so tired. Someone sing me to sleep on a podcast.

Finding it weird that everyone is pushing me to make something of myself but I'm stuck in a situation where I can't even escape to Utah.

Dear alcohol and comedians, Thanks for prolonging my existence & making it worth it for whatever reason.

Louie C.K. needs a clone that I can marry so that I can laugh and laugh and laugh ok I'll stop.

My shit is wicked hacked. Help.

Who wants to drive cross country? I'll sing in the car to you. (Plane tickets cost too much)

Is this person living with me acting or insane? I can't tell.

Sorry for harassing everyone, but not really. I'm not slutty, just amused by my annoying behavior sometimes.

I've already chased enough to be called psycho. It's on you, man.

I don't know what you can see, so I have no idea if you know how serious this is..