This is a two-part youtube video of a Canadian hoarder cooking an omelette for Obama's inauguration. It starts off pretty normal until he cracks an egg into a toilet and you realise he doesn't know the difference between egg whites and egg shells (about 4:30). Then his pan sets on fire because it's dirty as fuck, so he naturally continues to film the whole thing and makes sure to turn the tv off before shovelling snow into the pan, which he will continue to use to cook with. Pt. 1:
Pt. 2:
The channel has a few more 'cooking with hoarder' videos, I just chose this one because I couldn't get over him cleaning the 'goo' out of eggs in order to whisk the shells to get the 'egg whites'