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    ThanksKilling (2009)

    I would agree to an extent. I think as bad as they knew it was going to be, on some level they thought it was going to wind up some sort of legitimate film or something. either way it definitely deserves an episode of HDTGM
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    ThanksKilling (2009)

    ever see ThanksKilling? I know I'm cutting it close, but it'd be the best fuckin' thanksgiving themed movie possible for HDTGM! let's put it this way, it's about a homicidal "Turkie" (Yea, it's fuckin' name is "Turkie") who loses his shit on people. it opens with a very mediocrely attractive 'pilgrim' wearing a classic pilgrim outfit, minus the fact that the dress doesn't and isn't meant to cover her boobs at all. she's running frantically through the woods and when Turkie catches up to her, he says "NICE TITS! Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker" and kills her with his beak. that's the opening scene to this masterpiece... it's not on netflix, but I did find it on amazon instant. I'm sure it's available other places for free streaming too. clearly you hear this a lot, but no joke, this has to easily be in the top ten worst movies ever made. http://www.amazon.com/Thankskilling-Chuck-Lamb/dp/B002V663I4 -Chris-
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    LITERALLY a serious question

    PAUL! if you were stuck in a room with no doors or windows with 5,000, six year olds of varying size, weight, and male/female, how many do you think you could take out before they overpowered you? you can choose one ally. either Jason M, or Nick Cage. no weapons. good luck! -CageKnowsHisABCs-
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