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Status Updates posted by schadenfreudian
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Just had a hunk of blueberry-lemon coffee cake because I've pretty much already given up on today.
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Jack Daniels is making a honey bourbon now, completely negating the reason to drink bourbon in the first place.
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Thanks to my son and YouTube, I now know that 3 is my limit on yodeling videos before nausea sets in.
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I just want to remind everyone that the iTunes search functionality sucks a giant turd.
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At this point, the only thing that might possibly salvage this stupid shitball waste of a day is listening to some metal... right now.
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Kid A made it all day on one pair of underpants with no accidents. And I only had two, so it's been a banner day for the boys in our house.
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This is at about 100 views right now. let's see where it is next week after it has the shit remixed out of it. http://t.co/PCa51zq0Na
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Hooray! RT @pattonoswalt: Open a bottle of Chateau d'Yquem & crank the Goldberg Variations! @NBCHannibal renewed!
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We're all gonna look pretty stupid if the electrical power grid fails and the only people prepared are steampunk cosplayers.
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Your bow tie totally makes you look stylish, if by "stylish" you mean "a bipedal penis."
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Gonna have to skip Game of Thrones... Mannequin is on HBO Family and I like terrible crap.
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Progress on my toddler's musical taste: this morning he wanted to listen to David Bowie, so THAT's all going great.
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Hey, middle aged people using current hip hop slang... it doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound creepy. #oldguyattheclub
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The live @BobsBurgersFOX show tonight was great, except for the awkward questions at the end. #frogbox #stillbaffled
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Archer and his mommy at Green Lake tonight, proving that Seattle is the beautifullest city in the world. http://t.co/smlM1xi80W