schadenfreudian
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My son used the word "nexterday" in place of the word "tomorrow." He's already more eloquent than a recent President from Texas. #decider
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"@tomwaits: The Stones & Tom Waits performing 'Little Red Rooster' live at the Oracle Arena, last night. http://t.co/perDrTxS5J" oh my god
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Tonight my son made a pile of crap so big, for a second I thought my toilet started receiving Fox News broadcasting. #billopiley
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It's like listening to a grown-up tell me about the dream they had last night. http://t.co/FaYLo8yM7A via @youtube
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Grosse Pointe Blank is on. Weird how Piven had half as much hair in 1996 as he does now.
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This goes from weird to "what the shit?!" right around the 3:40 mark. http://t.co/ASzl6adjWU
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Today, we bought our toddler his first real drum set because we don't care for our neighbors.
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Today, @Brianwoodsays "It's my birthday. I'm old." Happy birthday, you magnificent so-and-so! #saggyballs
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Right after my last post about his underwear, Kid A peed in them. I HEREBY PROCLAIM TODAY TO BE THE MOST METAL SATURDAY EVAAAAAR!
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So far- sang a duet with the dog, played guitar w/ my son on drums ('til he broke one of the heads). Today's shaping up to be very metal.\m/
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Here's something new for your ear parts. Coliseum - Fuzzbang: http://t.co/IUbwLuWfH7 via @youtube
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"@chilcote: Proud of team Pube Goldberg for taking second place in the bar trivia finals. Not bad for not giving a fuck." Next time-t shirts
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If anyone's got any ideas about the appeal of Russell Brand, I'm listening. #crickets
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"@HappyPlace: Moms discover true meaning of Easter during bloody Easter egg hunt brawl. http://t.co/Z6t7DrBk5J" Nice work, Seattle.
