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"Something shitty and unfunny... APRIL FOOLS!" - the internet

"Y.O.L.T."- James Bond

Yup, Game of Thrones was totally awesome. #palatecleansed

"Game Of Thrones? More like Lame Of Groans, am I right? "- dipshit who doesn't understand good TV when he sees it. #giterdone

HE IS RISEN! Tyrion and everyone in Westoros return on the season 3 premiere of Game Of Thrones tonight! Hallelujah!

!!!!!! "@EugeneMirman: I play Cecil Tunt in the new new episode of @ArcherFX http://t.co/jhxNJDWrZD"

Had the pleasure of watching @DanaJGould absolutely KILL tonight at The Neptune. Always enjoy seeing a master at work. #blackdahliahumor

Standing in line to see @DanaJGould . Lotta pasty white Seattlites standing in the sun. Gonna be some catastrophic sunburns.

Oh, Bill... STAR TREK: THE VIDEO GAME -- Shatner vs. Gorn Trailer: http://t.co/RP8T0ONMIL via @youtube

"It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…Let’s go exploring!" This is the greatest bedroom a kid could have. http://t.co/RlNCRmWu2T

Ghost B.C. - Year Zero (Explicit): http://t.co/4jVr8SBd4l via @youtube ooooooohh... scaaaaaaarier... #NSFW

Keep calm and something, something gay marriage!

Been listening to this Supreme Court hearing. My favorite part has been hearing Olson blow his nose into the mic. #headphones #bursteardrums

This message bears repeating; https://t.co/N5jXQFf4s4

"Want to sit on daddy's lap and read the zombie book." #thingsmytoddlersaysatbreakfast

This Sunday, @WalkingDead_AMC has its finale, and @GameOfThrones has its premiere. Guess which one I'm more excited for. #noAndreaInWestoros

It's a beautiful sunny afternoon in Seattle, which means only one thing... time to take a nap. #freshairisoverrated

Someone who uses the word "haterade" = someone who's never read a book. #illiterati

I ate a ton of crap at our March Madness office party today. This must be how Bruce Jenner feels all the time.

Good for Schultz! Howard Schultz to Anti-Gay-Marriage Starbucks Shareholder: 'You Can Sell Your Shares' - Forbes http://t.co/LWHNxDuIs8

That sound you just heard was the sugar crash I'm currently experiencing. #diabeatdown

Animaniacs alternate theme song lyrical endings: http://t.co/ezy2nfkxUH via @youtube

Having my dog at work with me us always a huge help with my productivity. She's a ball of energy. #caninespired http://t.co/9DPeuHEFhX

Is being a "pimp" something shitbags still aspire to? Asking for a friend...

Why Comedians Don't Give A F*ck If You're Offended (VIDEO) http://t.co/ST7wu56z0p via @huffingtonpost