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Status Updates posted by schadenfreudian
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That sound you just heard was the sugar crash I'm currently experiencing. #diabeatdown
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Congrats to the new pope. Best of luck on all your future cover-ups. #thepopedoesntknowiexist
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There's an online dating class going on in this bar right now. They're giving tips. It's simultaneously the funniest & saddest thing ever.
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I ate a ton of crap at our March Madness office party today. This must be how Bruce Jenner feels all the time.
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Good for Schultz! Howard Schultz to Anti-Gay-Marriage Starbucks Shareholder: 'You Can Sell Your Shares' - Forbes http://t.co/LWHNxDuIs8
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I'll be at The Neptune on 3/29 to see @DanaJGould tape his new special, will you? #oneofus #gooblegobble
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Just finished Takashi Miike's beautiful and heartbreaking Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai. Goddamn, but the man can shoot a good movie.
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Standing in line to see @DanaJGould . Lotta pasty white Seattlites standing in the sun. Gonna be some catastrophic sunburns.
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It's a beautiful sunny afternoon in Seattle, which means only one thing... time to take a nap. #freshairisoverrated
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"@peeweeherman: Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! http://t.co/3GkP7mzJiU" It's Alfred O'Newman!
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Animaniacs alternate theme song lyrical endings: http://t.co/ezy2nfkxUH via @youtube
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Right after my last post about his underwear, Kid A peed in them. I HEREBY PROCLAIM TODAY TO BE THE MOST METAL SATURDAY EVAAAAAR!
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Hip hop fans- you know the slang you use becomes uncool when it's used in a country song title. #ItsAllGood #GetYour___On
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So far- sang a duet with the dog, played guitar w/ my son on drums ('til he broke one of the heads). Today's shaping up to be very metal.\m/
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Here's something new for your ear parts. Coliseum - Fuzzbang: http://t.co/IUbwLuWfH7 via @youtube
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Why Comedians Don't Give A F*ck If You're Offended (VIDEO) http://t.co/ST7wu56z0p via @huffingtonpost
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The pride I feel for getting a @pattonoswalt retweet almost offsets the shame I feel for eating an entire bag of kettle corn tonight #almost
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Extra proud of @Spookeegirl & @indoorvoice today. This is for you, you magnificent bastards. http://t.co/YHT2ql1PHe