Episode 142 — Bullshark

[Episode 142 — Bullshark]

April haters to the left

[Episode 221 — The 2 Broke Girls Writers' Room]

Colour????? YOU REDCOAT GTFO

[Episode 141.5 — 08/16/13 TWO CHARTED 80]

"I was scammed by hippies" was the best use of echo I've heard since the last DJ Drama track I heard.

[Episode 218 — The Confederate Flag]

The Confederate flag is basically the same as a swastika: when you display it, you're repping one of the worst things that ever happened in human history.

[Episode 37 — It’s A Long Way To The Top]

"You only live once: that's the motto fuckin YOLO

And we bout it errday, errday, errday"

-Sir Richard of Glinishmore

[Episode 140 — Scotty Boy, My Special Boy]

smdh Narnold you seem like the kind of guy who would wear all-out Nazi regalia to a Halloween party as a goof.

[Episode 93 — LIVE from DCM 15 Pt. 1]

Can't wait to hear Pts. 2-???

[Episode 140.5 — 08/9/13 TWO CHARTED 79]

Armen is great, haters to the left

[Episode 4 — The Knowledge Zone]

Sweet, a new episode! It had been so long since the last one I lost hope that it would continue!

[Episode 139.5 — 08/02/13 TWO CHARTED 78]

Jason Derulo!

[Episode 207 — World Music]

I can understand using the World Music category from a brick-and-mortar retail perspective but there's no excuse for that shit on the internet.

[Episode 206 — The O.J. Simpson Verdict]

When my white friend's dad said OJ was guilty a mob of black people hanged him in the town square while the all-black police force watched and distributed free drinks. The same thing happened to his grandfather when he said OJ was guilty 15 years earlier, and his great-grandfather before that. It wasn't really that long ago that white people who thought OJ was guilty weren't even considered real people and lower than even animals.

[Episode 235 — Concert Buddies]

Has there ever been a Scott-Brian-Doug reunion CBB episode?

[Episode 138.5 — 07/26/13 TWO CHARTED 77]

The gifts theme is the best one

[Episode 234 — Changing The Bandage]

Someday, a guest will do every Earwolf show in a week. Seth Morris on the way!

[Episode 202 — Spirit Animal]

The spirit animal thing is so weird to me because it's a super broad concept--special association with an animal that kind of defines your personality is a thing in pretty much all cultures including European/Western (Jesus is the lamb, so many kings associated with lions, Disney's animated Robin Hood). People everywhere have always projected human qualities onto animals and animal qualities onto humans.

BUT then in the 60s New Age hippy types rrrreeeally leaned heavy on the Native Americans' versions of it and now it's pretty much lost to the racist appropriation bucket. FUCK YOU, HIPPIES.

[Episode 199 — Vincent Price Rap?]

I remember hearing that Vincent Price's poem in Thriller was a rap when I was a kid. I think a lot of people's definition of rap is kinda racist. Far as I can tell this is how the logic goes in their minds:

music + black people = rap

[Episode 196 — The Wire]

Yo Andrew...what IS your day job?

[Episode 67 — Sharknado]

VOLCANOSAURUS

[Episode 193 — Mash-Ups]

Rolling Stones record in the 90s comparison was on point

[Episode 230 — Something for Everything]

Wasn't the Buddy Cop Trump vs Family of Spiders Would You Rather scenario already done on the latest Austin live show?

[Episode 191 — Voicework for Minority Students]

Wow, Andrew just said nobody can do any voices, ever! Did you hear that Comedy Bang Bang? Way to bite the hand that feeds you Andy!

Shots fired!

[Episode 88.5 — Fair Weather Fans]

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I agree with Syme. Great scene too.

[Episode 88 — Rubber Band Stand]

"Verily I say unto you" is the best KJB phrase

[Episode 31 — The Landing Day]

Tru Confession: I've never seen Die Hard