Nicolas Rage

I'm living in student accommodation for £380/mo which is $580, but we get pretty much scammed by the landlords here since there's a shortage of student housing, most people wouldn't pay that kind of cash. Moving in July and will get a better deal ($445). Speaking of being a student, I'm posting so much more than usual because I've got exams coming up and am putting off doing work by going on the forums, anyone on here do Physics to degree level and got tips/is one of my lecturers and is willing to give me the answers?

Alexander Payne is a genius. People are kinda pretentious about wine? That's the kind of razor sharp satire that gets you the Adapted Screenplay Oscar whenever you fuckin want it

Hey guys, FKA Nicolas Rage here, decided to rebrand because Nicolas Cage jokes are hacky as fuck and I just saw Sideways and what a great film about wine! Fuck Million Dollar Baby and that philistine Clint Eastwood. Peace

Sean can you also post a picture of your sick D?

This episode hit that sweet spot of S&H being arrogant and also pathetic at the same time, love that shit, keep it coming, alright

Can you unlike something? Not willing to test it out by liking a post coz you're all fuckin garbage posters jk

Reminds me of that part in the Sun Kill Moon album from last year where he talks about having a bunch of sex. It is so brave to open up about something like that on a song!

Wag wan, here's my effort:

They actually made a movie about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fast_and_the_Furious_(2001_film) Had to change improv to street racing though, fuckin studios thinking about their bottom line

Uh, how about a little guy called BRUCE WILLIS?

Hey sorry to drag y'all off topic, but today my uncle sent me a check for £120 (the £ means it's like dollars but British), and there's a note with it that says 'Happy Easter *My name*, with love from *My uncs name*', and the whole thing really creeped me out, he's not exactly a rich guy, and he hasn't missed my birthdays for a few years or something like that (even if he had, do it on my freakin birthday!). It's got me searching my memory for some terrible thing he did to me when I was young that I repressed and he could feel guilty about, but I can't think of anything at all! What is going on? Is this normal uncle behaviour? Please help, p.s. this isn't a bit or anything I am genuinely perplexed

I think Stars' sense of humour was different to mine, annoying because Claudia and Neil are among my favourite guests, still good songs though, and I think the ep was ok. The forums are really nice and that's very much a good thing, but do we have to shit on everyone who has something negative to say? Not every episode of CBB is going to work, that's the nature of improv, it should be cool to talk about that. Although having said that, commenting 'x is not funny' or being mean to the guests is not good form

OOKA SHAKA OOKA OOKA OOKA SHAKA good good good ep

As Emmeline Pankhurst once said: "The ultimate goal of the feminist movement is for the female love interest to get more jokes in romcoms"

Yes. He is like a big tub of sulphuric acid

I dunno guys I'm not sold on this Dan Klein guy, I think he's a little too broad for me. I enjoy olternative comedy like Demetri Martin, Billbur Richard Gervais etc. Stuff that really plays with the idea of, you know, what even is stand up comedy you know?

Happy Christmas to everyone on the forums! I know that we're always joshing around and doing bits, but I honestly do love you guys and you've almost grown into a sort of family to me, you know? Right I've gotta go and make a present for my cat (like a new toy make from cardboard or something) becoz I totally forgot and my sister always makes a fuss about it...

DREAM TEAM Excited to listen

Absolute powerhouse from Kroll, I was laughing for days. 'eel be back' destroyed me

If I was Jim Parsons I would be like 'This show is stupid, I'm gonna go and do something more interesting and cool- wait, how much per episode? Okay, BAZINGA BAZINGA GIVE ME THE MONEY' And I'm a big comedy hipster

'yes...and' That killed me Jules

You guys killed it. BRRRRAP. BRRRRRAP. POP POP (Actually just realised someone else in this thread made the same joke, oh well...)

The shorts are from channel 4, not BBC4. It really doesn't matter, but channel 4 has been great at giving alternative comedians more a voice in the uk, and BBC4 is mainly documentaries about trains and Scandinavian dramas, so I wouldn't like to see them get credit for this.

The GROAT?

"If it gets too fast, my vagina falls out!" This needs to be on a t shirt or something.