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Hi, I'm Bill Paxton...

Jack Reacher was at least good enough to reach jack shit...entertainment wise. #Sarcasm #NotGood #NotBad

Federico Fellini before bed,,, Most likely that means I am going to have some sort of viscerally terrifying, Kafkaesque dream. #WakeMeUp

Eat. The. Cake. #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear

http://t.co/mDXdHhOOip via @imgur I am very proud of myself right now ;-) There is a flash flood warning in my town right now. #SoThis

#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf You are an uptight bitch who pretends to be more innocent than you obviously are. #MostGirls #NotFairButIDontCare

Small towns suck. If I throw on a button up shirt and some decent shoes, people always ask "Why are you all dressed up?" #FacePalm #MyTown