BenNewman

Oh, and the written review is even better. "If I were more of a hero, I would spend the next couple of weeks breaking into theaters where this movie is being shown, and lead the audience to safety."

Roger Ebert called it the worst movie hes ever seen so you know its gotta be bad. I have no idea how you'd get a hold of it though, looks like Amazon only has a used VHS copy for sale.