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Jon Onyx

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  1. I wouldn't mind being on those's ladies show... if you know what I mean...... sex...... god i am so lonely
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    This was always my favorite character from Nine Sweaters and I was always surprised he hadnt done this on cbb forever ago
  3. I was hoping the energy from Matt and Armen's WHOOCH would carry over into this and boy this episode did not dissapoint
  4. Even when PFT isnt on a podcast he still finds a way to show up!
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    The Wahlberg Solution 4

    thank god Anne Hathaway came back, she may be my favorite character ever
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    Episode BO2014.1 β€” Best of 2014 Pt 1

    PFT is such a charmer
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    Episode 95 β€” LIVE from UCB-Sunset

    Barack Hussain Obamacare!
  8. Shoutout to Whirleyball, I didn't realize that Lauren is from the same area in the suburbs of Chicago as I am. Also was that LA fish market commercial real? I can get half off for screaming at people?
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    Episode 326 β€” 2014 Holiday Spectacular

    Every year I look forward to Scott and Paul doing their Beatles impressions during the best of's. it's probably the least used recurring joke yet somehow it is my favorite
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    Episode 326 β€” 2014 Holiday Spectacular

    I am just sitting here screaming at my computer in excitement...
  11. Masterblaster controls the methane/pigs which power the city, so the scene is about showing that Tina Turner who runs the town in name only actually has to answer to Masterblaster
  12. You gotta laugh... and i did! at this episode!
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    Episode 324 β€” Golden Duchess Cruise Lines

    Yea I am probably the person who comments that everytime, but i like to play up the idea of a celebrity crush on Lauren for comic effect, but clearly it isn't funny for everyone. I'll cut it out since it really seems to be bothering people
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    Episode 324 β€” Golden Duchess Cruise Lines

    wow sorry everyone I didn't even mean it like that. it's an audio podcast, i wasnt commenting on how "my dick thinks she looks" but how funny and awesome she is, and i think she has a cute voice. (Please listen to the first scene of Improv4humans 127 Bugout Bag, where she plays a squirrel character and tell me she doesnt have a super cute voice) Sorry if i have been harassing and making it uncomfortable for anyone to be on these forums. i'll just never say anything ever again
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    Episode 324 β€” Golden Duchess Cruise Lines

    Wild Horses! (meant to be said like wild stallions from Bill and Ted's...) man lauren lapkus is sucha cutie man lauren is a great performer and I enjoy listening to her based no way shape or form on what she looks like
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    Episode 322 β€” YouTube Phenomahna

    I demand more Benign Nine guests, maybe Andre Braugher or Terry Crews.
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    Episode 160 β€” Funky Kong

    I think Five guys taking on One guy at once is called a gangbang. but yea it would be a handicap match.
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    The Wahlberg Solution 3

    No anne hathaway? boooooo great episode anyway
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