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Posts posted by RossFnord

  1. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/miami_connection_2011/


    "The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song "Against the Ninja," Mark (kung-fu master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world's smelliest underbelly. It'll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can't stop until they've completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the "stupid cocaine"...and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!"

  2. I saw Earwolf executives Snot Soccermom and Scat Mockermoon forcing guests into whippet fume chambers. If only Improv4humans was supported by something classy like a bondage gear wholesaler, then my family members in the NSA would listen to the show and donate millions of dollars.