DunkinMaBawls

Common people..! Muppet sex, drugs, and a murder rampage... What more do I need to sell you guys on this one?!

Ingredients: -Add 1 Uwe Boll -Mix into 1 badly contrived video-game-movie -Simmer on low and stir occasionally. Don't let cool, serve immediately on plate of thick cheese. Making a perfect storm recipe for HDTGM. Paul, Jason, June... just look, he's practically DARING you to do it...

Can we get a "Riverdance" version of this? Great time to pull Michael Flatley out of retirement. Sorry, when I hear "Battlefield Earth the Musical" I just think... tap dance and jazz hands...

Lookout!! It's a "cheese" avalanche!! This one sounds like a winner! Paul, Jason, June, hop on. Charlie'll give 'ya a ride to the podcast booth

You guys did Street Fighter, and that was a nice helping of cheese. Now that we're warmed up on this genre... How about twice the cheese? I'd say keep the momentum and go... "DOUBLE DRAGON!!"

I wanted the movie to be good. I enjoyed the book to certain extent and wanted to see what they'd do... It was filmed on what looked to be pro-sumer cameras. I read through a forum on it, that the production co. that bought the rights to the film sat on it for years and years, and then just before they were going to lose the license they scrambled to cobble this movie together. I love that sometimes they get the lighting and scene almost decent then terrible (terrible!) CGI will come up that just makes your eyes roll...

I remember seeing Killer Klowns as a kid and just stared amazed at the absolute "camp" of it all. The part that is burned into my brain: the people in cotton candy cocoons and they were drained of blood using giant silly straws... just... so.. terrible... but so good...

I made it as far as the guys head in the manhole cover and the car tire going for his head as he screamed... and then swore to myself I would save "Tha Hobo" and watch it with friends to rip on. This movie is awesomely horrid! +1 on the movie recommendation! All I could think about when watching it were the old B&W slasher B-flicks from the 60's like: "Faster Pussy Cat Kill! Kill!"

Hey Paul! Just heard the "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" Podcast. You guys rock as always! At TC: 5:40 into the podcast you postulate: "When he does comedies he's called Sylvester, when he does action movies he's called Stallone." I have to ask then, what would he call himself when doing DEATH RACE 2000 as "Machine-Gun" Joe Viterbo...?

I still can't get over the fact that "Guille" had someone from the UN "edit" a BETA-MAX tape of cherrished memories that must be brought to all major UN bases just in case he needs an emotional "pick-me-up" before battle with Bison...

Riddick to a woman walking towards him: "It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful..."