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It's just not the same without Han and Gisele!

I found out TOTD isn't coming to Vegas anymore and I am soooo bummed.

yes . This is totally what she's saying but i'd also like to pose this question: if one monkey convincing played a serial killer made you afraid of monkeys, wouldn't SIX monkeys convincingly playing a serial killer make you six times as afraid of monkeys?

one of my favorite episodes. June's monkey discussion as one of the best things on the show. Jason was killing me as well. so many great moments such as the mention that Ella probably rode Alan's face. haha oh yeah... all this Tooch talk and no mention Two Charted?

after this week's episode, we could be adding "Breaking Bad theme song" to the list if he keeps it up.

more like U Squawkin' Eagles to Me! I'm adding this to my list

haha she just needed to lock it in its cage and that's it. problem solved, right? however I did think he was a dick until he explained the monkey was giving him mood swings. This movie DID creep me out. when the monkey was messing around with that syringe near his girlfriend's head, i could not handle that. i was cringing.

hahaha yes and anything involving her cyborg and virtual reality rivals from the past was pretty much deemed irrelevant as well. It was just her becoming a star. and yes, I need to hear more about her life with Horatio.

Tuesday and no new ep! they are cutting it close to Halloween!

nice that probably would've have been my plan to. i can only imagine how great the State was. That IS disappointing as I love Drunk History and was curious what a live version would be like. I guess there isn't too much you can do.

i agree Jotchua Tree

i want to believe that it's real

I'm so jealous! looked like a blast but I didn't have the funds to go this year. Saw the schedule and it looked like I could have just stayed at that one stage all day. What other acts did you see?

damn, this is good, uh, rap music.

I love Scott's taste in music. We both tend to gravitate towards female pop/dance music. That being said, Karmin is utter garbage and I kindly wish they would go away. Their songs are so awful and always get stuck in my damn head for long periods of time.

What if it was UTU2TM: Farts and Pro edition? I can only imagine all the disparaging things Chelsea probably has to say about U2 or Bonobos.

I personally like "Igor you're fucking your dad...again". I get extra giggly whenever is mentioned that this is a sequel. every "Part 2" is a laugh from me. I also like Scott's commentary throughout the background of the song.

Halloween time is back again so time to listen to this gem once more. I have been singing Monster Fuck pt.2 for a few days now. Oh and I can't wait to hear about the CREEEEPIEES again.

so the year is almost over and still no farts and pro!!!!!

yup. my girlfriend will listen to certain episodes if guests she likes are involved (CAKE BOSS!, Fourvel, Jessica and Lennon) or if I find something she might think is funny (Russ the CEO of Ross, Casey Wilson and June Diane talking about peeing) but she won't go all in. I guess it's better than nothing! I have another friend who used to listen to the show but stopped a couple of years ago. I think I got him to start listening to UTU2TM as we had a nice Poppin' My Stones exchange the other day. Sadly that's about it. I'm stuck making references nobody but myself finds funny. Actually I have found when I use "it's been" (stain'd and barenaked ladies forms) or "my wiiife" even my non-earwolf friends laugh.

her DJ name could be L(auren) L(apkus) Cool J(amz) I love her description of Taylor Swift. I am an unapologetic Swift and this is a pretty great way to describe her.

haha plus there are a lot of guests that come on and freely afmit they have no knowledge of any music they are about to talk about and haven't been to the movies in a long while.

This was amazing. And Tash.2's opening remarks about U2 were too perfect. Natasha was a great guest and I hope she comes back again. One of my favorites of the year. Everybody was a delight.

I did the same thing the other night but I forget what I was talking about . All I know is I cracked myself up but my friends didn't know what was going on. I'll also say "baby"and "yummy" like Reardon, "bro" like Bro, "that's a good ____" in the Tiny voice and so many more. it is consuming my life. I've also started bringing UTU2TM into my life as the other night I said "Are you poppin' my stones?" when I was playing Settlers of Catan. Oh and I always say turn off the dark now.

Scott Aukerman has a knack for getting me to tolerate things I used to hate. First U2 and now Dane Cook. Fun episode. Neil Campbell is a genius. I love how Scott seemed genuinely upset he wasn't invited to the Dodgers game. Oh and Cook was alright. He totally understood the rules of the game and waited until the floor was open for questions and did not vote early, unlike a lot of first time guests. Very interested to see his CBB ep to see what was so elaborate.