swansonator21

I would posit that the writer of this movie, Mr. Thunder (that's his real name) Levin, is an avid fan of HDTGM and wrote this movie with the sole purpose of creating a scenario for the greatest ever HDTGM episode.

From I Know Who Killed Me

Wait, guys, How have we not talked about the scene where a star wars character sings hip-hopera to platinum blonde Bruce Willis in a tux?

On the one hand, I loved this movie as a kid. On the other hand, this movie is utter garbage. It's like if you took the slow reaction time of Sleepaway Camp characters, combined it with fucking magic Chucky action figures that are both sentient and retarded, and sprinkled some Mohr and Cross for comic relief. Not only was this Phil Hartman's last role, but they dedicated the movie to him. Really? Small Soldiers? That's exactly what I think of when I think of Phil Hartman. The whole movie in on youtube in chunks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwIt5wagRsg Also, this trailer sets the soldiers up as a response to the end of the cold war. Holy shitballs.