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BorisMelvin

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  1. BorisMelvin

    Tango and Cash

    There's so much to dissect in this movie. There's a tanker truck literally filled with cocaine. There's all the shit with electricity. And Kurt Russell gets shot multiple times and the gunshots never affect his ass kicking abilities.
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    Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

    It almost seemed liked Tom Green was trying to burn every bridge he had in hollywood with that movie. The part when Freddy in that movie blows his one million dollars on a giant prank, seemed exactly what Tom Green was doing by making that movie.
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    Bio-Dome (1996)

    It was Tenacious D's big break. So we have that to thank for from Bio-Dome.-
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    Face/Off

    This moving is fucking awesome. I would love to see a podcast of Face/Off. They literally take Nick Cage's face off in a movie called Face/Off. This episode was meant to be.
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    Demolition Man

    Demolition Man totally deserves an episode. Stallone's movies are an untapped reservoir of ridiculousness.
  6. Perhaps only The Wicker Man (2006) is a shittier remake of a classic. Keanu Reeves plays a montone alien robot who comes to Earth to tell all humans to stop global warming or he'll kill them all. The writing is melodramatic, the acting is stoic and the film has an embarrassing misguided environmentalist message that effectively advocates genocide in the name of ending global warming.
  7. Why was M. Night ever allowed to direct another movie?
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    I Am Sam (2001)

    Because you never go full retard. Along with Crash, this is one of those Oscar nominated films that makes my blood boil with rage. It's not the worst movie ever, but it's one of those really misguided movies that always makes for a good discussion. Frankly, you are a bad person if you liked I am Sam.
  9. Birdemic had a more coherent environmental message than The Happening.
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