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'A laugh is your happiness crying' - new saying

72,000 miles to go! http://t.co/YnOILuvvOx

Abelmosk is a flower, which is the longest word I have seen with its letters in alphabetical order. http://t.co/qw0Jv62Z6k

Al from Quantum Leap dresses as if the 80s didn't stop. That is what 1995 would have looked like, if you could plot a line in trends.

Apart from the obvious benefit when diving through it, how does the lack of beam in the Ford B-Max help?

Bargain! http://t.co/Ka5o0Tundn

Counting pixels, I make the Xbox One face to be 30.5cm by 6cm which is 1.5cm longer than a ps3 slim, but obviously in a box, no curves.

Delicious Swiss cards will be mine

I am embarrassed that I was once young too.

I am watching Quantum Leap.

I am wearing my nonesie!

I assume that is the plot of Paul (with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) but I can't be bothered to find out.

I just got referred to as an "unusual gentleman", by the person I offered my seat to.

JPUG, PUNG, BUMP, SVAG, TWIFF

MORE TH>N / RSA are bawbags.

My flies are dropping like flies!

My greatest fear is that a wasp will fly into my can of Fanta when I am not looking.

my Vienetta seems a little disappointing http://t.co/mUO4Ay2t3g

Not *that* random a lid obviously. A pan lid, and not a yoghurt pot lid, for example

Odds the next Doctor will be another male is 1/4096 by my calculations. (assuming the next is the 12th doctor & 50/50 for each gender)

Oh, fizzy humus! I am well behind schedule

Phwoar http://t.co/k2XG46JUUr

Pop will drink itself

Steve Coogan does a great Alan Partridge impression.

Suggestion: Talk like a Poirot day