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'A laugh is your happiness crying' - new saying

Pop will drink itself

Not *that* random a lid obviously. A pan lid, and not a yoghurt pot lid, for example

I am wearing my nonesie!

Oh, fizzy humus! I am well behind schedule

You have to pay more to get a headboard WITHOUT diamante studs in it. That is how crap diamante is.

Phwoar http://t.co/k2XG46JUUr

I am watching Quantum Leap.

Suggestion: Talk like a Poirot day

Abelmosk is a flower, which is the longest word I have seen with its letters in alphabetical order. http://t.co/qw0Jv62Z6k

Delicious Swiss cards will be mine

Al from Quantum Leap dresses as if the 80s didn't stop. That is what 1995 would have looked like, if you could plot a line in trends.

XBOX BUM MORE LIKE

Counting pixels, I make the Xbox One face to be 30.5cm by 6cm which is 1.5cm longer than a ps3 slim, but obviously in a box, no curves.

Steve Coogan does a great Alan Partridge impression.

JPUG, PUNG, BUMP, SVAG, TWIFF

I assume that is the plot of Paul (with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) but I can't be bothered to find out.

I just got referred to as an "unusual gentleman", by the person I offered my seat to.

Apart from the obvious benefit when diving through it, how does the lack of beam in the Ford B-Max help?

my Vienetta seems a little disappointing http://t.co/mUO4Ay2t3g

I am embarrassed that I was once young too.

You get a better class of wino in Glasgow's West end http://t.co/5K7hII0HcJ

My flies are dropping like flies!

MORE TH>N / RSA are bawbags.

Bargain! http://t.co/Ka5o0Tundn