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Everyone's head blows up. RT @NickAmadeus What if Paul McCartney moves to Brooklyn?

I'm starting a power-pop band named Taylor Negron. Anyone want to join?

I can't imagine growing up in a country where I didn't know who @nardwuar was by the age of 10. Unacceptable. Canada is awesome.

Aww, that's sweet. "@HarryShuldman: the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with http://t.co/YZDOZJhQWz"

Yikes. http://t.co/Z6OQ0xpH1u

Hahaha the "Ba-ba-ba-basketball" sketch from SNL is on right now.

The host of Eat St. might be worse than Guy Fieri.

Everyone under the age of 35 is awful in Luhrmann's "Romeo & Juliet."

So wait, the Night Stalker was the only guy who owned Avia sneakers in L.A. in 1984?

So I guess everyone bought tickets for Nadal/Djokovic and not Ferrer/Tsonga?

Alright, Djokovic could be falling apart right now.

I just saw a commercial for Vegetable bread followed by one for Hamburgers. Fuck Dempsters' Vegetable Bread. #TeamBurger

I absolutely love Pop's in-game interviews. He gives nothing and looks bothered just being there. #nbafinals

I HATE coin money, but I guess I'll show you Martin Short's $3 coin. http://t.co/iHOM7vRKQZ

"I’d like to fight the whole band. That’s how much I hate the song. I’d like to fight them." - Dean Ween http://t.co/8lUXXweiMI

I think @jakefogelnest, @fart, and @dogboner need to live in the same house and start a band.

Hey @Raptors, George Karl just became available... #NBA

So I just finished season one. Those Dragons look fucking ridiculous. You guys are seriously watching this?

Now I can actually say that I was totally right to make fun of "Game of Thrones."

Well, that's not good Pittsburgh.

I hate that place. So much. RT @pattonoswalt The vegan cafe I'm eating in now is blasting Mötley Crüe's "Kickstart My Heart." Glorious.

Guys, I think I'm hate-watching #GameOfThrones

Dear #BruceJenner: Can people still mock your ridiculous haircut? http://t.co/eMtuloigll

Marriage night rape, huh? Class move #GameOfThrones. All that on episode 1.

I hope this woman sues the crap out of #Miguel. Hiding a lame song behind flash is never OK. http://t.co/HqLkzXgKdk