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Hey BRRII if you wanna throw the 20 for me I'll send u a dub of south FL finest. I don't do good with electronic payments I just don't trust them! Dear writers, where do all the bad jokes go?

Every year around this time Brett comes on the forum and does his famous "thanksgiven dis dick" joke. I'm not biting this year!

Chanson, I'll bring up whatever I want to talk about ok? You always bring up shit spackle. Hey does anyone else's phone autocorrect Seattle to Shit Spackle?

One time I met the guy that played Cyclops in the xmen movies and I didn't know his name so I just made hand goggles and put them on my eyes and smiled. I think he got the point.

Bozos, was you in the paint? Best get out the way. </p>Apparently my phone will only let me post this fucking chief keef video

Wtf BRRII... You weren't calling me a failure when I was sucking u up somethin heavy. You were callin me baby. And baby don't fail. Baby don't break home.

Let's be real here, this is unrelated to whatever yall are talking about, but all these people tryna legalize weed are goin about it all wrong. They say oh boy jeez louise it can cure the cancer, it can cure the leprosy and the epilepsy and maybe that's how Michael Jordan got those cool eyeball colors, but maybe if they just admit that people want it legal so they can get high and laugh at farts instead of scaring people away with the C word (not cunt, cancer) then maybe people would say "oh yA know these kids just wanna get Stoney baloney and watch movies(still not sure what they is) maybe we should just let them?" Honesty is the best policy and honestly, I want to be able to blow my kushy clouds in a cops face and say "fuuuck youuuuuu its legal I got the club foot disease doc said blaze up!"

Brgrho is fawkin legend m8, no bollocks m8 init true fam he is chrewly a legend. London boyz standup!

Phew, I'm back. I escaped with an iPod charger so I can continue posting.

Ugh guys, and girls, this might be my last post for a long time... My past has caught up with me... I could only run so long. Take care.

Nah I'm not allowed at Jenny's parties anymore dude. You know what happened last time lol. Riley found the rawest field out in the ranches and talked to the guy said we can burn the plywood he was using to build an ark, but he had a non religious awakening and also realized plywoods not good for boats. Byob, 3 chicks to a dick policy strictly no bb guns, hats allowed, costume not mandatory hit me on the text tho cause data charges :/

Guys for Halloween I'm going to a costume party and my date is gonna dress as a cat and I'm gonna dress as a dog and we're gonna stick our butts together some times and say we're catdog! And then at the end of the night... If all goes right... Dis dawg gon fuck dat pussy KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN FELLAS!?!?

Tim, just do what u want. F the other side.

Now we just gotta chop the fingeys off of all those HDTGM forum posters... Can't be that hard, I mean their faces are probably already glued to their screens because they is watching bad movies all the time, all we gotta do is walk in their house and just get our fingchops out and get to chopping! And no Andy, fingeys aren't weiners even if you stick them through the fly of your jeans. So we aren't cutting off any weendogs.

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Hayes and Sean, can you plzplzplzplzplz tell me what Cody is doing right now? Does he have a twinkle in his eyes? Cause that might actually be electricity and not light reflecting off of them. Plz be careful, make sure he doesn't hear this... Oh no.. Is it too late?

When I go to earwolf.com on my computer the home page is now episode 42 of the wolf den with Paul Scheer... I'll let u guys make up some theory's but it's pretty safe to say Jeff Ultra Rich and Cody Electro are involved. Scheer had some beef with the boys earlier and he still hasn't been on the show even though we asked some really good popcorn questions... So he might be in on this too. I'm just sick of this feuding, someone's gonna get hurt... And as awesome as it would be to hear Hayes rapping about "5 shots couldn't drop me, I took it n smiled," I don't want to risk any lives

I would love to be on the show but Sean swore he would never say my name on the podcast cause it's too political. A lot of times he refers to me as "some one on the forums" and I'm okay with that. These are the sacrifices of a very clever forum username. Rod Aug, that's a good one but BRRII want his verrrry clever joke back!

Lol but yo guys like this post too if you think Dan can double suck it!!!!! Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha we are comedy!!!!

Lol yo guys. Dan Engler can suck it. Like this post if you thing Engler can suck it. Lol this is gonna be great. Can't wait to see his face when he sees all the likes. Lol.

This forum stays hot. Where Bobby Shmurda? He needs to bless the forum. Verrrry funny episode btw. Lauren is always one of my favorites and she plays with the boys better than anyone(Not like that Andy!!!!). I didn't really understand any of the freakingnomica stuff because I don't believe in numbers and if you know anything about sacred geometry you will know that it's not really about numbers it's about shapes so keep pushing your sabertoothmetrics and I'll keep drawing weird circles inside of squares and when I find out why we exist, bruddah, I ain't tellin none of you numberheads!

Andy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my love and my lady, is being in the popcorn gallery.

hey girl, what they do my name Ferrari cause of the trunk in the front. can you say all ten of your catchphrases really fast?

Hap latte birdy valbry.

Very funny week on the forums, I think Bozo won MVP. The show could've been funnier if Clark Duke knew anything bout funny jokeys, like... Here's a jokey: Why Is Clark Dukes mom a bitch? Cause she's MarmaDuke! Clark in sorry I called ur mom a b like that girl in apt 23.