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That V's so deep Mos Def is rapping about it.

what the fuck man.. what the fuck. my mom was in the room... that's effed up

I fucked my brother and trust me that is a path you don't want to go down on.

I clicked on both of the links in your profile hoping to hear about Kevin Garnett...

Sweet Chord Jord, why does Bryan Singer rape teenage boys? (Need answers pretty soon... in a youtube comments battle, tryna wreck some chump named XxJackoSling4xX)

Dear Hey Jordan, I can tell you're a hoops head by your sick Robin Lopez hairstyle, so who do you got winning the NBA finals this year?

I call holding to the back on my skateboard! But I'm sure at least 5 of us can do that. I call muffler side! My shins get cold often.

I'm sorry... did you see Zach Gilford on their guest list? Didn't think so.

U Talkin U2 To Me? Hmm, how bout U Fuckin Too Stupid To Book Guests

love this ep. so funny and fun and im really glad my question was answered thank you based god edit: Can we seriously table all that religion talk? I mean.. I think we all remember what all that filth and gutter talk did to the RSS. Don't wanna see HH cancelled for putting up a picture of Slimer in place of the prophet Muhammad.

Dalmatians baby.

those are called extra loose slots.

Bonus follow up: Are deceptive emoticons Decepticons?

I get it, nobody wants their comedy gold stuck on the bottom of the page. I'll bite the bullet. EDIT: My ability to count has been off lately, am I losing my most important super power?

Hey Dear Zach, why do you throw around the pig skin when there are starving children in the world?

We really are the best, thanks Brett

greggy, we back on top baby. we back on top.

Hey guys, I haven't gotten an likes on my posts from Hayes or Sean in the past week so if you guys can stop posting that would be great. I think what happens is they see that there are so many posts and they don't have enough time for searching page to page to find out what kind of crazy witty rebuttals and unprompted rando thoughts I say.

Joe, how often to you get money from TV shows for using your name? Pro's vs Joe's, The Joe Schmo Show, Joe Got Da Bricks So Joe Get Da Money etc.. etc..

I just mainline ethanol, tried a drip but it can only go so fast. Burn through about a 40 pack of fresh unused syringes(I hope lol) per ep. I don't like to reuse because I don't want anything to get infected. I don't wanna have to start shootin in between my toes and shit lol!! So yea I guess it's not really a drinking game but you guys can still try it.

lol aw this robot is so cute how it thinks we're just gonna give up on our only chance at true love edit: bruce is fine. him and I have been doing some release therapy by releasing about 10 psi from Jason's tires every morning

Wait I thought she was choosing one of us to go on a date with at the end of the day...? Did we do this wrong?

Are you joking, Common Sence? Last time I checked it was MANkind and Mr. Socko, not WOMANkind and Mr. Socko.

Agata Bambaataa, just be yourself. I know it's simple and trite, but just be who you are. Unless you're a dull person who lacks initiative and doesn't like to go clubbing and sip on OD molly water at ultrafest while we're rollin our balls off to some disgusting dirty drops and beats from these grimey nice producers then you should become that and really just lie about everything. Cause most guys are idiots and they don't even know what they're doing. They're just looking for the next party or the next Bahamian dancehall twerk contest in Freeport that they can go to watch even though they don't like dancehall music too much but they'll drink an ice cold Sands and get involved. So just be yourself and it'll all work out in the end. edit: no spoilers tho on episode guests I like being disappointed when it's not someone as famous as the previous guest

Yea I've been wondering about this. Are your chickens just a lot tinier than ours? Why? Like, explain.