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YO. NAME DROP MORE. jeesh

was so geeked for this ep and then they did my dawg Bruce like that I don't play that shit mantzoukas im comin for u believe that.

I always thought Seattle was full of manatees and dugongs. Cause its Sea + Cattle. sawry4blowinminds

beep boop blorp tap dash dash tap beep - Sent from my Google Glass

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My friend told me he was a vegan during a catching up breakfast and I was like, "But bro, you're eating eggs." And he was like, "yea, my wife had em frozen incase we wanted to have a baby later on in life, but fuck am I starving!" It was a total "pass the ketchup" situation lol

Did you guys heard that Norm McDonald had a farm? E-I-E-I-O

your* Sorry, sometimes im THAT guy. ya know? the one who's all like, that gramma' aint up to pa' and I don't want to be related to it. hegegegege that was funny.

I like Nick Toons ep best. And they asked my moonwalk question on the Dom Deerkiss ep so that one holds a special place in my heart.

Welcome, Michael "ParappaTheRaptor" Rapaport, to the forums.

This episode was so fuckin gnarly. I don't think they were pulling powerful moves on us when they said "fuck yourself" to the popcorn gallery. It was more like pulling the chair from under us. Now we're all just sittin around rubbin our butts like "oooo it huuurts daddy" cause we all live with our daddys.

Whenever I'm feeling down I skip to around 17 minutes in and wait for HR Giger to say, "It hurts to make, hurts to keep, I'ma gonna die soon," and I feel infinitely better.

I hope the Pilot he wrote wasn't in charge of Malaysia Flight 370. "Home Debo" It's about Debo from Friday who is a handyman with a temper. "Home Ward Bound" A group of frat bros kidnap Charlie Ward so that their football and basketball team have a chance to win. They do this every week. (might have some rights issues with those celtic pride boys on this one) "Home Land Before Time" Dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago, but was one of the Dinosaurs a sleeper agent working for the Asteroids? (Very excited about this one.) Now if you just want names of shows here are a few. Gary Colemans Height School Ray Charles Sight School Wesley Snipes White School Ghandis Fight School MC Hammers Tights School John Candy's Light School Lionel Richies Sunday Morning Night School Forrest Gumps Bright School Question for Rob, Why have you been holding a knife this entire interview? P.S. this post may seem like im trying to subtly let u all know I'm being homeschooled at knifepoint, but its not

Trains, Planes, and Dudes With Big Ol' Dongs.

A little birdie told me that the cast of Monuments Men will be next weeks guests. Does anyone else hate their acid flashbacks?

Papa Smurf getting a Pap Smear, so rando! His blood is blue and contains HPV(High Potency Venom) SO RANDO LOL

Bittersweet minisode. Enjoy your baby.

It worked fine on iTunes Platinum Celebrity Big Wig edition. I guess you guys weren't wearing big enough wigs?

Been sitting here trying to think of an example of something not Rando. Here's the best I got. A student is taking his final exam in college philosophy class. "Pencils down, papers turned in on my desk immediately!" says the Professor. All of the students but one turn in their paper. The student continues to write. "PENCILS DOWN YOUNG MAN, PENCILS DOWN NOW OR I WILL FAIL YOU" the professor yells, getting angry with the show of disobedience. The student continues writing. Finally, after lots of yelling, the student gets up and walks to the desk, where there is a large stack of all the other students final exams. "You will receive a failing grade for directly disobeying me!!" Barks the professor. The student looks at the professor and says, "Do you know who I am?" "What?!" Barks the professor. "Do you have any idea who I am? Do you know my name." "Well," the professor said, pausing in a moment of uncertainty, "I guess I don't." The student lifts up a bunch of the papers and throws his paper in the middle of the stack. "That's cause I'm a fucking ghost, and you're a dog. But you're also a fucking ghost. Why do you think you kept barking? We died of asbestos 20 years ago. This isn't even a college classroom, it's a fucking cemetery. We're at a fucking cemetery man!!! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!" The Dog Professor looks at the ghost student and says, "Congratulations, you passed the test."

I just love making deep references to Japanese animated films.

PS. RIP LUOL DENG U HAD A GOOD RUN BUT ITS OVER BRUH. ENJOY THE CLEZVELAND WETHER OR NOT ENJOY THE WEATHER LOL DENG LUL DUNG LUOL DENG

PS. RIP JERf Derng

ay yall im drunker than a muhhhfuhhhhh just got out of a wedding reception, followed by tootsies, you may have heard of this club from various outlets. skrippers be wildin. im a south beach monster. QUESTION. Why do they have open bar when they know ima close it?

I met famous aeronautical engineer Giovanni Caproni. He kept calling me "Japanese Boy."

His full name is Civil Engineer Brett, he is into model trains but it's more about his general love for infrastructure. You should see some of the street corners he helped design and build.