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When are the boys gonna do their Reddit AMA?

Just wanted to add a little something about the bubbles and how they help you climb the ladder and throw down the hammer, which is a metaphor for dunking and not something you should literally do. Warning: Vague Conspiracy Theory In 1978, David Stern is named General Counsel of the NBA. One year later Nike develops air bubble technology in shoes, harnessing the bubbles around us which over 99% of us do not have the natural ability to control. This allowed players to jump higher than ever before. Coincidence? No. If you see footage of players dunking before 1979 you will notice that most of the footage is grainy and really can't be trusted. In 1984, the year of squid, Michael Jordan inks a contract with Nike and David Stern becomes Commissioner of the NBA. Stern negotiates a deal with Nike to split NBA revenue, but only if they share it's bubble tech with competing shoe companies in order to make the NBA full of high flyers. That's why to this day literally every NBA basketball player wears shoes with bubbles in them. I would write more but they(NBA & Nike execs) are probably reading this and I don't know if Sean and Hayes would keep their anonymity agreement with me if it meant they would lose some of their toys to a couple of baseball bats swung by the Bear Jew David Stern. Ironic? I'm not positive of the words meaning. Insane? Maybe. True? Every. Fucking. Word.

Jason, you get tugged up in movie theaters on the regular. Butter or no butter?

Remember back in 3rd grade when we all thought we were gay cause we could draw?

Here's a little something I wrote while listening to Lil Wayne. "When they ball hard, you ball harder. Testarossa, the new spider. Playboy."

"get big"

Jon, I heard you have some brothers. Did your childhood enemies call you the Gay Bruhs?

Eugene, why are you not on next weeks podcast? Why did I make up lies?

WOOPWOOP! Your attention is under arrest! I am the new school scoop trooper. I'm like a state trooper but I work specificly at new schools, particularly bowl shaped, anything concave really as long as it resembles something that can be used to scoop. Not to be confused with ladles. Questions for Eugene Cordero please.

I hope they keep doing the "I Love Films" podcast within the podcast. Oh and also the bit where one person speaks about Huey Lewis and the news off mic while the other continues the U2 podcast.

I can't be the only one who thought Peter Lake slit that dudes throat just before he found the horse. He has the knife to his neck and quickly pulls his hand and the guy fell down holding his throat and doesn't get up. Maybe I just wanted that to happen. "He's got de got damn horse." will forever be in my head whenever I see anyone on a horse.

Hayes, should the Celtics just tank the rest of the year in an attempt to get Parker or Wiggins? I know it's gonna be hard to get the #1 lottery pick since the Bucks have all but locked it up, but I'm sure we can get a worse record than Orlando and Philly if we really try to suck. I mean, we still would have a good shot at a top 2 pick even if we finished 3rd worst. Please use math to answer.

Nick: "Have you ever heard the term ghost writing the script. Where you're writing a script and you get out of it." Hayes: "And you stand along side the script and you dance. Mhm." This straight up busted my guts. And I really enjoyed the mention of sabermetrics. cot damn these forums are poppin today. digging the wire references. ja rules was one of the funniest parts of the episode. Chanson, gonna need 10% off that cause I coined "Hollywood Chanbook." Freja, I think it's time you switch sides and become a poon hound or we'll send you to the dog house. thelonius mad props keep doing ur thing. I thought you were talking about the movie Chronicle where Michael B Jordan can actually fly. The timeline doesn't add up unless he already had the powers before, when he was pretendin to be Wallace. As far as the popcorn gallery goes I consider myself a volume shooter. I might take 50 shots, but I'ma get my 30 points. I'ma get that scoring title. Kevin Durant, you live with your freakin MOM. And you want to be called "The Server." What the fuck are you talking about? Internet hosting? Give me a break. In fact give me two. 2 broken ankles. Carmelo, you're not that great. You got a strong 3 ball but you play D like a matador. Tell your story walkin. Lebron, you're a good player but your post play is Antoine Walkerish. You wouldn't get a pinky toe in the paint. Alright I'm done. great ep. great roster. ur bench is thinner than Twiggy. (Cody)

I thought he just made a mistake and meant to say Michelangelo. D'Angelo is an R&B singer, does he look like a turtle?

Ray Liotta though... Henryyyy

BOOM BOOM BOOM. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "AAAYOOOOOO"

Who is the Vinny Chase of the forums?

Saw this in theaters today and I was the only one in there. Do NOT look up the actors involved in this movie and you will have an amazing surprise about 30 minutes in. **SPOILERS**: This movie is fucking crazy. It's all about miracles and destiny and "angels vs demons" except the angels are kind of assholes. Everyone in New York in 1920's had Irish or English accents. Oh and Colin Farrel straight up slits a dudes throat in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Quotable: "Hes got de got damn horse."

I just remember stayin up late watching BET uncut. The Ludacris - Pussy Poppin video was my Ishmael.

It's like he just doesn't get it or something, idk. You have to respect his dedication to be the best. He's like Billy Mitchell from King of Kong. PS - out of likes for today sry bros

Lemme guess, another bullshit ep full of Chanson questions? Freakin Hollywood Chanbook.

In light of this whole Michael Sam fiasco I thought I'd share this Sports Science rendering of what a professional locker room will look if we allow homosexuality into the NFL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6xoiI2ttT0

Ok we're meeting in 20 minutes at Chanson's house? I'm bout that action boss.

Hey ya'll, just got done BALLIN at the local court. No, I don't mean I won my child support case. I mean I was dropping so many dimes it looked like I was on my way to a Coinstar with holes in my pockets. I'm talkin Stockton was jockin. Often I'd be loffing it up but this time it was bittersweet. As I sat under those Friday night lights, sweet victory singin in my ear, I remembered that it was Valentines Day, and my girlfriend doesn't believe in it. It was the reason I was out there in the first place, sweating it up with a group of 9 other guys who's significant others either don't exist or don't believe in Hallmark holidays. I came home, drank a half gal of warm half n half, and started to get down. I wasn't dancing. It was an emotional decline. Then I found solace in these Hollywood Handbook forums. I cracked open a cold one and read some comments. Feelin pretty good now. Thanks guys. Love you bye!

I'm surprised they didn't talk about the Murphy group when Woody was brought up.